Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
503. Belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination
504. Belongs to IceQueenSwag.
505. Belongs to Mabushii Mikazuki.
506. Belongs to Your own random stalker.
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.
AN: This story has gotten 300 reviews so promised I have started writing 30 one shots. First chapter is up and the story is called 30 moments of insanity.
Dear Students,
You're all bonkers and I blame myself for that fact.
503. Not allowed to ask a person if you can Slytherin after they told you they were going to go to bed or take a kip.
Mr. Malfoy is still recovering from banging his head on the wall, .
504. Professor Snape made me put this so, you are not allowed to take a picture of mister Longbottom's boggart and sell it from money.
Mister Potter please reframe from doing, but send me one first.
505. You are not allowed to go to Romania to attempt to train a dragon.
This will only end badly for all involved.
506. No one is allowed to write or read M fanfic, concerning, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasly, Myself, Gellert Grindwald, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy.
AND NO ONE ELSE, since we don't have all that money for therapists.
I'm surprised some of you know what fanfic is, being wizards with no knowledge of Muggles, so if I hear Muggleborns are showing them fanfic, there will be detention
507. No student is to cover themselves in tomato sauce and run around saying "The tomatoes have started to rebel,"
It was funny for a short while, but now it down right annoying.
508. You cannot miss class because you were sobbing over a pumpkin.
I really don't want to know the details of this incident.
509. Hermione Granger is no longer allowed to reenact anything from the following T.V shows,
Babylon 5
Stargate
Dr Who
Star trek
CSI
NCIS .
Nor she to complain that she can't reenact anything from her favorite shows.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore