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Dear Students,

I like karaoke.

516. There is no need to do the Harlem Shake in class.

517. Quit telling the Legolas fangirls that I am actually Gandalf.

518. It is forbidden to hide under the desks and yell "THAT VOICE, MAKE IT STOP" during lessons.

519. Not allowed to threaten to punch the next person who snaps at you for no good reason.

520. Not allowed to encourage others to embrace their insanity.

521. Please stop spreading disturbing rumors that Draco and Lucius are Lovers.

What is wrong with you people?.

522. Just because Harry's Patonus is a stag and Severus's Patonus is a doe doesn't mean they are soul mates.

Severus told me he'd rather boil his own head than even imagine the possibility that he and Harry are soul mates.

523. Narcissa is not having a affair with Severus or her own sister, Bellatrix.

Bellatrix is probably having an affair Voldemort though.

524. No Percy Jackson is not Harry's twin brother.

525. Not allowed to rebellion during potions.

Especially if you don't know what you're rebelling against.

526. Not allowed to threaten to go on hunger strike unless you are given a unicorn.

You unicorns are not pets.

527. You are not allowed to send the statue of Voldemort making out with a duck to Voldemort.

528. The stinging nettle people do not exist, they are not plotting to steal all the owls in the world and you're to stop saying they are.

529. Not allowed to cover yourself in glitter and say "I'm sparkly, the glitter monster".

Because you looked really stupid when you do.

530. The rumor that I own a pet pickle named "Bob" stops right now.

I do not own a pet pickle, and if I did then he would have much more creative name.

531. No student is to start a harem for any reason. Yes, Mr. Potter, I am referring to you.

I happen to know for a fact that polygamy is illegal. No, I do not care that Miss Lovegood encouraged you to do it.

532. Random Dancing only exists on that Muggle webshow iCarly. It is not to occur in detention, in class, in the Great Hall, etc.

I know it's fun, but it gets old very fast.

533. Please do not disturb Moaning Myrtle by making a Polyjuice Potion (again).

I know who you three are, and I'm warning you, DO NOT do that again.

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore