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A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.

Dear students,

I have accepted my lifelong dream of going into space in a ship that looks a Brussels sprout is never going to happen.

554. If I were a Headmaster who cared about the welfare of my students I'd advise them to stay away from Harry Potter.

How many bloody people have to die for them to realize that socializing him means that at least your sister will end up getting possessed by Voldemort.

555. Not allowed to use the Twilight books as a textbook. They are not at all factual.

555a. Not allowed to claim the book are factual.

That means you Ms. Chang.

555b. Not allowed to set the Twilight books on fire in the hallways or in the courtyards of Hogwarts.

I know they are terrible, but unfortunately we are not allowed to set things aflame in these places, it dangerous.

Let it be known that Professor McGonagall is forcing my hand here, I was all destroying those books.

556. Not allowed to set them aflame

in the Ministry. Fudge is forcing this as a rule.

556a. Not allowed to set them aflame anywhere that it would be dangerous to have an uncontrolled book pier.

If you find a safe place to burn them, let me know and I'll help burn them.

557. Not allowed to force students to read the Twilight books as punishment.

That means you Severus.

558. Harry Potter is not allowed to forbid Ms. Rowling from writing a book series about his life.

I've read what she has so far, they're amazing! You should be thankful to her .

559. Not allowed to de-age Bellatrix and adopt her as your new little sister.

That means you, Weasley Twins and Miss Granger.

Honestly Ms. Granger, you used to have such a good head on your shoulders! Now all you have is insanity!

560. Not allowed to bug people to admit that they fine your insanity charming.

561. You cannot demand that unless you are given a dragon you'll bite people.

562. Mister potters underwear is not the new school flag and you should stop telling people as such.

Because Harry is running out and franky it's disturbing.

563. Poking people with a stick and claiming you're poking them to save mankind sounds stupid.

564. Not allowed to put glitter on

students; I don't care about your

reasoning.

Miss Parkinson is still being de-glittered after one week, Mr. Goldstein and Miss Edgecombe.

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.