A/N: Part II of Surprise Bitch

Song: Sleep To Dream by Fiona Apple

I have never been

So insulted in all my life

I could swallow the seas

To wash down all this pride

First you run like a fool

Just to be at my side

And now you run like a fool

But you just run to hide

And I can't abide

"Is you gonna tell me why you sittin here lookin like you just seen a ghost?" Lafayette huffed as he rushed towards Sookie, he had seen her rush out of the bar, he was concerned that she had drunk too much and was feeling sick.

She didn't respond. Lafayette was unsure if she even heard him at all; she sat despondently in James's Camero convertible. He could see that she looked completely sober and highly agitated. He tried his best to figure it all out.

"Sook, you plan on parkin-lot-pimpin all night… Or what?"

The young woman shuddered in disgust, unable to shake the image of Eric and Tara from her mind. The way the two were behaving was inexcusable, she thought to herself. "I'm ready to go home." She clipped, shaking her head, her gaze remained forward, she couldn't bear to make eye contact or she just might lose her cool.

"What you mean you ready to go home…we just got here…besides Tara wanna see you."

"Tara…! Tara…!" Sookie practically growled through a clenched jaw.

Lafayette took a step back as Sookie's strange demeanor manifests into something he'd never seen in her before.

Home-girl lookin straight up cray-cray!

"Yes, Tara…Remember...That's who we came here to see…" He said, trying not to react to her face turning beet red, he didn't want to upset her more by telling her how insane she looks.

Without saying a word Sookie leaped from the car and stomped her way back into the nightclub. Lafayette knew something was wrong but decided not to push it. He was just glad he was going back to Fangtasia to party- on!

Once inside, Sookie straightaway caught eyes with Eric, he had reclaimed his seat on the throne and was conversing with Willa and Pam. Willa was leaning over and feathering kisses along her Sire's jaw and the side of his neck. No longer did the old Viking look devoid of all emotion, that Sookie had become accustomed too. Eric's face was lit up with a sexy-wolfish smirk. Sookie's eyes enlarged and her face became flushed with irritation. She was screaming inside.

How dare she?! First Tara, now Willow. This is getting ridiculous!

"Hey Sook." Tara cheerfully called out to Sookie.

Sookie whipped around to face Tara, she stood motionless, staring daggers at the dark-skinned beauty. This surprised Tara, who was expecting a warm greeting from her friend- whom she hadn't seen or talked to in over a year. The young vampire also thought, judging by her friends pounding heartbeat something was wrong.

"You alright Sook." Tara asked warily, she darted a glance at her cousin, seeking answers in his eyes, but he seemed just as confused as she.

"AM I ALRIGHT!?" Sookie shouted angrily. "AM I ALRIGHT…!? HOW DARE YOU?!"

"How dare I what?" Tara asked completely taken by surprise, she places her hands on his hips, overall muddle washed over her as she tried to figure out Sookie's odd behavior.

"You where screwing Eric!" The blonde woman sneered with unadulterated frustration at the raven-haired vampire.

"Oh, this is saucy!" Lafayette calls out breathlessly in revelation, it all made sense now, "I need a drank!" pulling his oriental fan from his pocket, swishing it open and fanning his face.

"Yes Lover," James used his vampire speed to rush to the bar.

"So, what if Eric and I were fucking." Tara shrugged crossing her arms in displeasure. "What's it to you?"

"I thought you were my friend!"

Tara slowly rolled her eyes and let out a deep exasperated sigh. "Last I check Sookie, you broke up with Eric after he got his memory back. And you were with Bill until his true-death. A few months later you met that Brad Pitt looking truck-driver got married and had his baby. Am I right?"

Sookie's words deserted her for a moment, all she could do was feel, and what she felt was betrayed. "Why didn't you visit me anymore? Why have you kept Eric from me?" she shrugged awkwardly.

"Is that what you think I did?" Tara's eyes furrowed in disbelief. Sookie's logic made no sense, she really thinks the world revolves around her, she saw no points of view other than her own. "Sookie, while you've been going on with your life, so have we. My life is over in Bon Temps, my family is here in Shreveport now."

"But Bill and Jessica never..." Sookie wondered a far-off look crossed her face. Had Bill and Jessica ever…

"Sook," Tara interrupted her thoughts, smoothly eying her. "I guarantee if Eric was Jessica's maker - they would have fucked. Nobody wanted to fuck Bill but you."

Sookie scoffed, "I think it's disgusting!" Her expression was serious and Tara was appalled at her judgments.

"It's disgusting because I'm fucking him, but it was all good when he was with you?" Tara said in a sharp voice. "Now I see why Pam hates your guts. You really do think ya pussy is made of gold." A dark grin crossed Tara's crimson lips as she spoke next. "Your face looks constipated Sookie, forget us and go home." Sookie's presence buzzed around the obsidian eyed vampire like a fly that she could not swat.

The blonde woman's tantrum began with her breath turning from quiet and regular to a panting gasp. She sucked at the air like it had suddenly become thick and was now almost too difficult to draw in.

"Fine…! Her hazel eyes were stern. "Go to hell Tara!" Sookie turned and literally stomped out of the bar.

"Fuck you - ya ungrateful bitch- I fuckin died for you...!" Tara shouted out. "You're more annoying than a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket."

An involuntary chuckle escaped the young man's throat, "I ain't even gonna try to fix this," Lafayette bantered in a conversational tone, hoping to calm his cousin. He was actually quite proud of her restraint. And he understood completely now why she'd been distant. He knew just how to change that now.

Tara's eyes lit up with a sigh of relief, "Let's just leave well enough alone cuzz," she leaned in and hugged her human relative.

Lafayette embraced his petite vampire cousin and said, "James and I will see you next weekend."

"Until then," Tara winked.

He sashayed to the bar and joined James. He'd make this club a date night spot for him and James from now on.

The pretty vampire smiled and returned to the throne to be with her family.