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570 belongs to Bellatrix567
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.
Dear students,
It is annoying when you get a song stuck in your head for days.
565. Do not conjure snow in the corridors classrooms or the Great Hall.
The teachers are not happy with you, Mr Malfoy.
566. Bellatrix Lestrange is not coming to give you a hug, Mr. Nott, and please do not invite her to.
567. Please do not invite the Weasley twins to come back for their seventh year at Hogwarts so they can take their NEWTS.
I already have had too many headaches with all of you, Miss Granger.
568. Not allow to write poetry about your love of cheese, quills that are charmed to sing happy birthday or goats.
Those poems were just weird and disturbing.
569. You cannot claim that you are not responsible for your actions because you have not from a dragon that raised you from a baby saying you're not responsible for your actions.
570. "Not allowed to invite the Malfoys, Fenrir Greyback, Wormtail, Nagini, Bellatrix and Voldemort to the Potions classroom for a "Death Eater Get-Together." Severus does not appreciate it.
Nor did he appreciate being held under the Cruciatus for six hours after Bellatrix realized she had been hoodwinked."
571. You are not allowed to wake the whole castle up at 3 am to announce the following things:
You think everything Draco Malfoy says is stupid.
When you were six you wanted a dragon, but your parents wouldn't let have one.
You really wanted to ask why the professors of Hogwarts are either mean, murders or just plain useless.
Because you and the voices in your needed advice on what colour you should dye your hair.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.
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