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575. belongs to Ivory Inkwell.
578, 579 belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination.
A massive thank you to my readers and reviewers.
Dear Students,
I have been insulted, It has been said that I have no fashion sense.
572. I will never rename Hogwarts "Maze of potential death", no matter how many of you sign a petition.
573. No student is to pretend to be in love with Professor Snape, for a dare, a bet or anything else.
574. Stop accusing Professors of having a drink/drug problem.
Because they don't.
574a. Stop having interventions.
574b. Stop having a fund-raising to send Professors to rehab.
575. You are not allowed to coat yourselves in flour and wander around the halls moaning that you are distressed spirits who need to cross over and can only do so with the help of one Melinda Gordon.
The ghosts do not appreciate it.
576. Not allowed to scream the names of everyone who is driving you up the wall, right in my ear.
577. "Why?" Is not the correct response when you're asked to put down the sword of Gryffindor or any other sharp, dangerous object that you shouldn't have in the first place.
578. Do not sing anything by Justin Timberlake, because it will just be overly annoying.
579. Thestrals are not to be used to help play pranks on anybody. Mr. Longbottom and Ms. Greengrass had a horrifying experience, may I remind you all.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.