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602 belongs to Guest
603, 604, 605 & 606 belong to ravenclawprincess238
607 belongs to Shelly Terringston
608. TheGirlWhoSawImagination
609 belongs to feral wolfskin
610, 611, 612 belongs to Lolerator
Dear Students,
Tomorrow is Halloween so Happy Halloween for tomorrow.
602. Students are not allowed to brush their teeth during Potions class and then spit out the toothpaste into their potion's.
603. You are not allowed to ask why Fred Weasley has a rubber band, a stuffed hippo, a yellow scarf, and picture of Katniss Everdeen as a ninja.
I don't know what you told those students, Mr. Weasley, but they haven't been the same since.
604. Students are not allowed to howl in class at bizzare times and when asked why say you are imitating Professor Lupin.
605. All students who follow Mr. Filch and hide when he looks behind him are to stop. He is becoming paroniod and it is not a pretty sight to see.
606. You are not to put on a cat costume and say you are Mrs. Norris. One is enough.
607. No one is allowed to call me 'Dumbles' because that word reminds me of dumbells.
608. Miss Bones is to stop trying to challenge Mr. Malfoy in a duel.
He may be an arse, but we don't need him to threaten to complain to his father.
609. Not allowed to travel to the future.
610. Whoever keeps digging five feet deep holes in the front lawn should stop.
Well, if you want a now-insane psychiatrist chasing you to hell , then carry on, sunshine.
611. Also, Harry, you are not Mr. Sir, so please stop spitting sunflower seed shells everywhere and yelling, "This ain't no Girl Scout camp!"
He is a figment of Louis Sachar's imagination. So get over it.
612. Russell Howard's Good News is not something suitable to show in the Great Hall at dinner time. 5 First Years had to be sent to the Hospital Wing to get the food dislodged from their throats.
Howard's -ah - fruitful language that should not be underestimated.
613. Harry Potter is not allowed to hire first years as body guards on Halloween.
Yes, I know Halloween usually sees you in some kind of trouble but I cannot allow innocent first years to get dragged into things.
614. Not allowed to leave Hogwarts to go Trick and Treating.
614a. No using magic on Muggles to make them give you Candy.
614b. NO DRESSING UP.
So far I've run into six Voldemort's, eight Bellatrix Lestrange's, a trio of Goblins and a weird looking Unicorn.
615. Not allowed to make Muggles think its a Zombie apocalypse.
Sincerely Dumbledore.
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