CHAPTER 2: THE ACCIDENT
Michael walked into the office eating a giant cinnamon sugar Preztel that he dipped in butter he glances around the room realizes no one cares for him like holly did but he will make them care. "Ryan!" said Micheal, "why don't you pull up that laptop and video chat pam for me?" "why?' asked Ryan "Just get it Ryan! God!". Toby walked over and saw what Michael was doing. "Michael, you can't order your coworkers to make a personal phone call during office hours." Enraged by this Michael throws a copy of American Murder Stories, "SHUT THE F[BEEP] UP, TOBY!" Toby backed off scared. The laptop started dialing and the screen name "pamalamadingdong" The screen flashed and pam appeared. "Hey, Spamster" said Michael. "how did you get my email, Micheal?" "It doesn't matter Paaaaaam!"
Cut to Jim: "I may have left my email up was gonna send her some cute little ecards, I have made a huge mistake"
"Would anyone in this room and pam even care if died right now?" exclaimed Micheal. Phyllis speaks up "A lot of people would, Micheal" "Of course you would, Phyllis! You have those grandmotherly instincts. But look at Stanley over there!" Stanley was too focused on his crossword puzzle to even notice anything. "Stanley" said micheal as he walked over to him. "I could be gone at any moment but your crossword puzzle would still be there could you pay attention PLEASE!?" "Not if I finish this puzzle first" replied Stanleym. Michael tries to grab the puzzle away from Stanley but he have him a stare that contained the fury of 1000 suns. Micheal backs off. " I really didn't want to do this" whispered micheal as he headed back to his office to grab the bow and arrow. As soon as he walks back out, everyone (except Stanley) starts screaming at him to put the bow down. He refuses has he nocks the arrow and places it under his chin while crying. "you really shouldn't bring weapons into the office Michael." Says Toby as he inches closer . "SHUT UP TOBY IF I WANT TO END ALL I WILL! YOU TELLING ME NOT TO ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO DO IT MORE THERE IS NO GOD, NO DIOS, NO JOHAVA, NO YAWEH, NO ALLAH!" Michael anguishes "NO OFFENSE, TURBAN, I KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE GET". Turban the I.T guy who is busy installing porn blockers on Kevin's PC while he's distracted "I'm Sikh" replied Turban. "FINE LEAVE AT THIS CRITICAL MOMENT IF YOU'RE FEELING THAT SICK!". Dwight stands up and tries to grab the bow from Michael, but his hand slips and causes the arrow to launch and shoot into Michael's neck and exit from his skull.
Cut to Creed: "I attempted suicide once. Taking the jump was the best decision I ever made but an arrow that's stylish
All the women and Andy are screaming at the top of their lungs. Dwight is cradling Micheal in his arms crying, jim is splattered in blood, Shocked. "SON OF A BITCH" screams Stanley "He got me to pay attention."