A car is driving down the road to the hospital. It cuts to interior of the car, Jim is driving
"yeah, so miraculously, Michael survived and the doctors said he's recovering well. He should be discharged. We're going to hospital now to see him. Hmm? oh I forgot" The camera turns and we see Pam and Andy.
"I had to come. Jim picked me up on the way so" said Pam
"I'm coming just to give the boss man support. Man, we should have picked up a card, you know of those musical ones" piped Andy from the backseat
"Yeah, couldn't find one, maybe I should have looked in the "tried to kill yourself in the middle of the office with an arrow " section" replied Jim
The three eventually arrived and entered the waiting room, where Creed, Stanley, Toby, and Oscar are waiting. Cut to Stanley
"yeah I showed up, why is the surprising? I care about Michael plus I wanted to know how many days he's gonna be in the hospital."
A nurse appears "He's awake now, you guys can come in"
Stanley gets up and a Florida travel guide falls out of his suit jacket. Once inside everyone stops and see micheal laying in a bed with an IV inside his arm, his hair slightly stained from the blood but the arrow wound is completely gone despite getting injured only a few hours ago. Next to him Dwight is sleeping, looking incredibly disheveled despite only being there for an hour. The group greets Michael and wake up Dwight. Michael is elated to see everyone but his mood turns sour once he sees Toby.
"Oh god I wish that arrow killed me" Groans Michael
"nice to see you to Michael. How are you feeling?" spoke Toby
"I was doing fine. Hey how come Ryan didn't show up?" asked micheal
Cut to ryan at the office
"Oh I really wanted to go but Kelly had… something important like really important
Cut to Kelly
"Oh my god, Ryan for the first time agreed to watch Keeping up with the Kardashian with me! He always that show was mindless drivel and only appeals to the lowest common denominator. I mean he was supposed to go to see Michael but he convinced Creed to go Instead"
Cut to Creed
"Oh I love hospitals, especially now that I get lord over the sick because I'm gonna let you in on a secret" He pulls out a stone mask with a vampiric face on it "I'm immortal thanks to this thing. Yep got it a garage sale"
Oscar then asks "so the doctors said you should be good to comeback tomorrow." Stanley quietly curses under his breath "I mean your MRI scans are unreal, they show no sign of any damage. How'd that happen Michael?"
"I don't know Oscar. I'm just happy you're all here! Jim, Dwight, Pam, Andy, you, Stanley, Tiny Dancer"
"wait, who"
"yeah I'm shocked Stanley put down his crossword puzzle to come and see me"
"After that. What dancer"
"Oh pffft I forgot to introduce him, Tiny Dancer! He's my pet ghost or stand I like to call it cause all he does is stand" Michael laughs at his own joke. "come on he's right next to Stanley" everyone looks at the spot next to Stanley but no one sees anything except Pam who immediately notices a giant version of a Dundee standing next to Stanley.
"oh my god I see him too!" exclaims Pam!
"haha very funny Beesly" says Jim
"I'm not joking Jim. I know what he's talking about! I have a stand too"
Cut to jim
"so either Michael and Pam came up with a prank together or they actually have super powers, and honestly I don't know what's more unbelievable"\
An aura glows around Pam as she summons her stand Everyday Woman. What appears to be a large obsidian woman draped in a large black cape with red hair, and a crimson leotard and straps. Pam then stretches her arms and point towards the sky.
"behold my Stando Powa!"
"why are you posing like that?" questioned Jim
"You can't still see it after all that!?"
"maybe it's for the better. He'd probably try to sleep with me" said Everyday Woman
"BOOM ROASTED!" yelled Michael as pam tried to shush her. While Pam and Michael are arguing Dwight looks on in envy
Cut to Dwight
"I. DON'T. GET IT. Ever since I was a teen, I always wanted powers and they get them!? I'm will fix this" Dwight storms off and approaches the counter where a nurse is working on a computer.
"Hi, can I help you?" asked the nurse
"Hello, I'm with a lackawana police department and I need the arrow that was used in the recent suicide attempt" He leans in closer "and you if refuse, I will have you arrested"
The nurse immediately takes out the arrow from underneath her chair and gives it Dwight. He then proceeds to stab himself with the arrow in the leg. The nurse screams and tries to help him but Dwight stops her and pulls it out of his leg. "I'm gonna go home now and summon my stand"
Cut to Dwight in his house
"No my stand hasn't come in yet but I've never felt better" Dwight immediately faints.