STAND NAME 「TINY DANCER」
Power - C
Speed - A
Range - B
Durability - A
Precision - C
Potential – C
STAND USER: Michael Scott
The next day, everyone is working in the office. Work is going smoothly despite the appearance of supernatural powers in the office. The camera zooms in on Pam who is fielding calls at her receptionist desk.
Cut to Pam
"yeah I went back to Scranton. I dropped out of art school because no one there has stands! By the way, I've always known about stands, my family has a few users. I just never mentioned it because I would sound crazy and I'm pretty sure talking grounds for sending me to the insane asylum. It's weird that I developed my stand like a few days. That doesn't happen unless a powerful user awakens nearby. Huh?
Jim and Dwight are sitting at their desks, Dwight is leaning back in his chair in a smug manner
"Hey Jim" says Dwight
"what is it, Dwight?" asked Jim
"How does it feel to be powerless and not in an exclusive club of only the elite in this office, and Pam?"
Pam is visibly mad
"Mhmmm kinda hurts that I don't have a pet ghost. What do you call it again? A squat?"
"A STAND, JIM"
"Yeah was it worth it though? I mean the nurse said you were only person in medical history to almost die from a toe injury"
"I STABBED MY TOES! Also the nurse said I recovered within 40 minutes"
"yeah it pretty impressive you only cried for 40"
"DAMMIT JIM! It was worth it and I will show you." He stands up "oh no I forgot my delicious snack of deer jerky! If only there was some way I could teleport it to here! OH WAIT!"
Dwight then starts posing, he lifts his arms above his head and summons his stand. A man with a dark red large beet for his head dressed in purple and green lederhosen appears, It then punches the air and creates a portal with his punch, It reaches into the deep blue swirling portal and pulls out a bag of deer jerky and places into Dwight's open hand. Dwight then eats in the jerky in the most dramatic pose.
Jim replies sarcastically "so you can make meat appear..."
"NO JIM!" Dwight proclaims "I CAN SUMMON ANY THING FROM MY FARM"
"But you can send stuff back? Now that would be impressive"
Dwight opens his mouth to reply but then starts thinking about the limits of his stand. He can't do that. Just then Michael calls from his office "Jim I need you in my office" as soon as Jim closes the door before he reacts Michael spear chucks the arrow into Jim's shoulder causing him to fall over in pain, "Don't worry you gonna get super powers!" assures Michael. Pam sees this and runs to the door she holds Jim who is in pain and blacking out but not before looking at Dwight and saying with a pained but faint and happy grin "Guess I'm in the club now" and he faints Dwight glances at the camera in rage.
cut to Dwight
"if Jim thinks he can be in the club of stand user then I'll sure everyone is in the club then there is no club"
Dwight walks in and takes the arrow from Jim's shoulder. "Michael, I am going to turn everyone into a stand user and I will increase productivity in this office.
"Oh that's a great idea, Dwight!" Michael says eagerly
Cut to Michael
"I love my stand and I think everyone should get one. I mean before I had one, I usually had to decide between sending funny emails or taking important phone calls from corporate. Now I don't!
Cut to dwight talking to Ryan
"Hey Ryan, you want super powers!?" asked Dwight. Ryan just stares at dwight and says "DWIGHT! I don't what is it this ability is. To take others life or the power to manipulate others or maybe its understanding powerful movies. You know power is like water it can refresh you or drown you"
"So, you don't want the powers" dwight replies.
"NO, I DO IM JUST EXPLAINING THE SACRIFICE THAT WOULD BE MADE FOR IT!" screams Ryan.
Dwight stares at him and stabs him with a blank expression "I'm getting some water" dwight says while Ryan falls over and foams at the mouth. Suddenly Kelly grabs Dwight's arrow out of his hands.
"Uhhh why does Ryan get a stand and I don't?!" questioned Kelly?
"Because you would waste it on something stupid like using it watch more episodes of Hollywood report"
Enraged by this, Kelly immediately stabs the arrow through her chest and faints. Dwight nonchalantly takes the arrow and passes by toby who eyes the arrow.
"Hey Dwight, can I have a look at that arrow" askes Toby
Cut to toby
"Recently I've started writing a detective book series called Chad Flenderson. it's about this black man named Chad Flenderson who goes around solving crimes. He's oxford educated but also street smart and it's a very realistic and grounded book series. So I asked Dwight if he can give me a stand because it the newest book Chad Flendseron and The Haunted Warehouse he gets superpowers and I need powers in order to see what it's like."
Just then Michael appears behind Dwight. "NO NO NO! GOD NO!" Dwight turns around "why not, Michael?"
"Because Toby is a loser and a sad man. He would waste his stand and probably divorce it so give the arrow to me" Michael holds out his hand. Just as Dwight starts to hand the arrow, Toby lurches forward and grabs the arrow and stabs his hand with it. Michael tries to pry the arrow from him but his hand phases through.
Cut to Michael
"so yesterday when I was messing around with my stand, I found out I could summon multiple copies of myself. However they cannot touch anything."
"Dammit, Dwight!"
Dwight makes his way to the accountants and goes up to Kevin
"Hey, Kevinnnn. Do you wanna try this Bavarian lollipop that my grandmother sent me" Asked Dwight
"That looks exactly like the arrow Michael almost killed himself with"
"I know! What a coincidence. Come one try it"
Kevin apprehensively licks it and immediately cuts his tongue on it.
"What the hell, man!?" whines Kevin who falls unconscious. Dwight turns around and faces the rest of the accountants. Oscar and Angela sight and roll down their sleeves. Dwight pricks both of their arms and they pass out. He then walks pass Stanley and pokes him in the back who doesn't notice. Suddenly Andy called out to Dwight, "hey big man. I noticed you just gave my fiancé a stand and I was wondering if you can give me one too?"
"No Andy. You're too weak to handle it. The arrow would kill you."
"GIVE ME A STAND DWIGHT." Yelled Andy as he took the arrow and stabbed himself, immediately exploding. Absolutely no one noticed but Phyllis. "Hey what just happened to Andy?" asked Phyllis. "Nothing" said Dwight as he threw the arrow into her chest. He immediately takes it out and finishes the last two employees in the office.
"OH MY GOD! Terry Crews just walked in here naked with a laaaarge erection" yelled Dwight
"Where?!" said Meredith turning around. As she was saying this, the arrow poked her in the forehead. "OW! Dwight!"
"super powers!"
As Meredith stood up to fight dwight, she immediately fainted. As Dwight passed by Creed's desked, He perked up as stopped dwight, his eyes fixed on the arrow.
"you started mainlining in the office too?" asked creed
"what? What are you?"
"well let's chase the dragon together then partner"
Creed reaches into his desk drawer and takes out a rubber strip and wraps it around his bicep and lays down his arm. Dwight Reluctantly sticks the arrow in his arm.
"wow where did you get this, beet man? I'm feeling dizzy already" says creed as he slips into darkness.
Dwight looks around and sees all the comatose bodies. "who else am I missing?" ponders Dwight as Darryl walks in "I've got a package fo- What the Fu-" Darryl gets cut off as Dwight chucks the arrow at Darryl's chest. He looks at the clock and packs up his bags. "see you tomorrow, Michael." Dwight says as he leaves. Michael steps out his office and sees all the unconscious office workers laying on the floor. "Guess I'll pay them for overtime" mutters Michael as he leaves too and turns off the light.
Cut to Michael
"yeah I'm excited to have a team of super powered paper sellers. This is the best thing since there were 3 Shrek movies instead of one. So yeah I'm Pretty confident that we're gonna be the best paper company in all of the east coast and nothing will tear this family apart"