For all of those who are reading this, this is just a little information about myself the author. I actually haven't eaten at a fast-food restaurant in about five or six years. This is impressive for an American. I do not eat at places like Mcdonald's or Burger King or anything of that sort. Just thought that would be worth commenting on before we continue this chapter.

Also, in case it isn't obvious, Macmeaties is a parody of Mcdonald's.

Diante again appears in front of the camera, he looks pissed off, and just upset in general.

"I hate fast food."

Queue the dramatic music, dun-dun-duuuuun!

"That's right I said it. I hate it. I hate those restaurants. I hate the giant signs in front of the stores. I hate the mascots. I hate the employees. I hate the windows, I hate their advertisements. Fast-food restaurants is evil, actually."

Diante takes a breath in.

"Let me tell you why. Have you ever ordered something at one those restaurants and they just refuse… like refuse to give it to you? Let me show you what I mean…"

The scene switches to the inside of a Macmeaties restaurant. Blue walks up the counter, after one of the employees finish serving somebody else.

Employee: Hi, welcome to Macmeaties, can I help with anything?

Blu: Yeah, um, I just ordered some food and I was wondering if I could get some extra sauce?

The Employee points to the back of the restaurant.

Employee: Yeah, the straws are in the back. Next order-

Blu: Wait, no, not extra straws. Extra sauce.

The Employee looks confused.

Employee: T-The straws are in the back-

Blu: Not straws, sauce!

The Employee looks like he is about to cry. He looks hurt on the inside.

Employee: T-T-The straws-

Blu: No! I don't want straws! I want sauce!

The Employee falls to floor crying.

Blu: What the hell!?

The Employee suddenly jumps up and grabs Blu by the throat. He hold Blu up in the air by the neck.

Employee: GET OUT! GET OUT!

Blu: I can't (Argh) you holding me by the neck!

Employee: Get out!

The employee keeps on crying. Everybody else in the restaurant begins to put down whatever they were eating and began to quietly leave the store.

The Employee is soaking in tears, he releases Blu who falls to the floor unconscious.

The manager of the store comes out.

Manager: What is going on here?

The Employee looks up at the manager, tears still in his eyes.

Employee: He (sob) he asked for EXTRA SAUCE!

Manager looks surprised. Even shocked.

Manager: Oh no. Not again-

The screen cuts to black and Diante returns.

"This has actually happened to me once. Maybe I wasn't chocked to death. But they just refuse to give you anything you ask for. They might pull out a gun on you if you ask for too many things."

Diante takes in another breath.

"But one thing I hate, the most, is that there is always some secret menu with items you didn't even know they sell. Look at this…"

This time Blu is working as an employee at Macmeaties. Working as the overseer of the drive-thru order.

A car pulls into the driveway. Blu is ready to take the order.

Blu: Hi welcome to Macmeaties. Can I take your order?

The customer is Rafael. He looks at the ordering menu and then at Blu.

Rafael: Yeah, um. You guys have the new Jordan's?

Blu looks really confused.

Blu: What?

Rafael: You guys have the new Jordan's?

Blu looks honestly confused.

Blu: Um, this is Macmeaties.

Rafael looks at the sky, then at him.

Rafael: And the sky is blue. Do you have the new Jordan's?

Blu: No, we do not have the 'new Jordan's this is a fast-food restaurant!

Rafael: I know captain obvious. I am asking simply for Jordan's!

Blu: We sell food here! We do not sell sneakers!

Rafael looks tired of arguing.

Rafael: Bring me your manager.

Blu nods. He is sure Rafael is crazy. He calls the manager, Eduardo, to the customer. He stands nearby so he could see Rafael's reaction when he figures out that this isn't a sneaker store.

Eduardo: Hi, is there anything I can help with?

Rafael: Yeah. I was asking for the new Jordan's, and your guy over there wouldn't give them to me.

Blu grows a smug smile on his face. He was sure that Eduardo was gonna tell him the news.

Eduardo: Oh, him? Ha, he is a new employee. Um, here you go.

Eduardo pulls out a pair of sneakers from a hidden drawer in the wall and hands them to the customer.

Blu is astounded.

Rafael: Thanks.

Eduardo: No problem. Don't worry about him, he is a new employee he doesn't know about our secret menu. You know.

Rafael started to laugh a little.

Rafael: I hear you. Thanks again.

Blu is completely shocked. He is so confused he doesn't even know what to say.

The screen turns to black. And Diante comes on again.

"Literally. This happens all the time. Like you wouldn't imagine. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody came and asked for a new house from those restaurants and they would give it to them. And then you are just sitting there, like 'home come I didn't know they sold houses for five dollars here'?"

"I'm done for today"

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