Prompts this time were given to me by a few friends and family members at random. I'm a little worried about their sanity now, but that's neither here nor there.
Bob went over to the kitchen, sat down, and made himself a sandwich.
"Why didn't you pick the Donkey, you idiot?"
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
"He was, the devil in disguise."
_ unstuck theirself from the ceiling and shook his hand, "Pleasure to finally meet you."
"What is the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish every now and then?"
"Is that a Philosopher's Stone? It is." *Tribor Voice*
"I woke up this morning as a tree. What the?"
"You know, Ghandi always said, 'What goes around, comes around.'"
"Magic Squirrels!"
"Everything is connected."
"I hate to tell you this, but we skipped like, seven steps. I don't think this cake is going to turn out the way we wanted it to."