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Dear Lucius,
I was wondering if you were interested in buying a broken quill it will cost you everything in your vault. I mean, if I were you I wouldn't buy it because it'd be an incredible waste of money for a broken quill.
If you were a Unicorn what do you think your name would be?. It wouldn't be Lucius because I have never met a unicorn called Lucius before.
I've met a Goblin called Lucius well actually his name wasn't Lucius, but I kept calling him Lucius because I thought it suited him. I can't remember what his real name was.
I think Harry knows his real name but at the moment he's hiding and I don't know where he is hiding so I can't ask him.
I don't know why he's hiding, he just left a note saying I'm going to hide.
Hermione Granger.
Dear Granger,
I don't want to write back to you, but the Dark Lord ordered by to and his this rule of doing as say or die.
There's nothing I care less about than the drivel you wrote in your letter and I really mean that. Please do not write to me again as I have better things to do than respond to you.
Lucius Malfoy
Dear Lucius,
I find you not caring very hurtful. I make the effort to break into your home and draw faces on the wall an you say you have better things to do than write to me.
Voldemort is nicer than you.
When the world is mine, you'll be sorry.
Hermione Granger.
Dear Voldemort,
Your buddy Lucius has hurt Hermione's feeling and he must suffer for this.
Anyway, I spent days hiding around Hogwarts it really fun but now the Professor are watching me all the time because people got worried. Well, Snape and Umbridge weren't worried but everyone else was and I can't see why I left a note.
It's raining today and Umbridge won't step foot outside of the castle I think the rain might melt her.
Did you know that making Muggles believe it is a zombie apocalypse is frowned upon and people shout at you if you do it.
Harry Potter.
Dear Professor Snape,
I am not coming to potions tomorrow as I have to plant the last Trufflla seed. I also won't be doing any homework for the foreseeable future because I am too busy killing zombies and aliens.
My little toe hurts and I think I'm getting a spot.
Hermione told me to tell you to tell Lucius Malfoy that he is mean and she's planning to break into home and leave a ham sandwich under every pillow.
Ron- Zombie and Alien Killer- Weasley