Dear Voldy
The hedgehogs of mars made me slap Umbridge today and I got into trouble.
But I don't care because me the giraffes love me.
Could you, thank bellatrix for making wormtail confess and letting the world know Sirius is innocent
Harry I love chilli cheese Potter
Dear Brat
I will not thank her. I'm very angry about it in fact.
She's also missing, said something about helping Granger and Lovegood with something. I was going to ask what but then I remembered how little I care.
Lord your future killer Voldemort
Dear pale snake dude
I told her you didn't care and long story short you are sleeping on the sofa. Sorry dude well I'm not really anyway she's helping Hermione and Luna free House Elves.
if people refuse Bellatrix hurts them so far the only person who refused was Lucius and he is now a rabbit with a split lip.
Bananas Potter