Title: Canine Persuasion

Author: Morganna3

Rating: T/PG-13

Summary: Pakkun tells it like it is. KakaSaku drabble series. Pakkun POV

Disclaimer: Naruto is copyrighted to Masashi Kishimoto, Shonen Jump and Viz et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

A/N: Possible crack and just for fun. Loosely (in some cases very loosely) based on the 50 shinobi theme challenge. Please don't take these seriously. Somehow Shinobi Theme #12 Tadpole turned into Puppy. I did say loosely…

Canine Persuasion: Puppy?

Kakashi was strolling through the park, Pakkun hot on his heels, when he jerked to an abrupt stop. The dog scented the air before peering around Kakashi's legs. It seemed that they'd stumbled on Sakura setting under a tree reading a scroll.

"Why won't you pursue her? I think I need to hear this explanation again."

"She's too young," Kakashi muttered from behind his book.

That's funny. She didn't look like a pup and hadn't for years. Pakkun huffed and ambled over to Sakura. There was one way to settle this once and for all.

"Yo."

She looked up from her scroll and smiled.

Unabashedly, he thrust his nose into her crotch and inhaled deeply.

Sakura's eyes widened, a deep blush staining her cheeks red.

Pakkun turned his head to regard Kakashi, "No she's not."

Before either girl or dog could utter another word, the Copy Ninja disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Kakashi!" The outraged scream could be heard for miles.

Humans…