An eyeball rolls into a cup.

"Hwaah! Total domination! I am the master of Attic Stuff Mini-golf! From the mighty Swiss Alps! To the badlands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to tread!" Mabel grinned.

Dipper walks to another golf ball and prepares to hit it, "Alright, let a pro on the field, or floor. Whatever."

Dipper hits the eyeball very hard. The eyeball bounces around the room and crashes through a window.

Grunkle Stan shouts, "Ah, my head! It hit me right in the head!"

"Yes! Stan shot. Is that legal?" Dipper asked.

Mabel and Dipper look at the judge, Waddles, and see him eating the score card.

Mabel smiled, "The judges say it's out of bounds."

"You're out of bounds!" Dipper lightly jabs Mabel in the stomach with his golf club, making Will wince.

Mabel laughed, "Hey! Watch it!" She jabs Dipper lightly in the stomach with her golf club.

Dipper and Mabel continue jabbing each other for a few seconds until Mabel's Meow o'clock clock starts ringing.

Mabel smiled, "Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight."

"Aw, again? You can't leave mid-game," Dipper frowned.

Mabel laughed, "Don't be silly, I'm not leaving. My friends are coming to me!"

"Wait, what? Oh no. No no no. Sleeping bags? Rom-coms? Calling All Boys: Preteen Edition?! You're not having a—" Dipper doesn't get to finish as the door opens and shows Candy and Grenda grinning in the shadows. They walk in finish his sentence, "-sleepover!"

Dipper screams in horror.

Mabel, Grenda, Candy, and Waddles are sitting on the floor, talking.

"Okay, so how much do you like boys?" Mabel asked.

Grenda smiled, "So much!"

"Boys make me think about kissing!" Candy revealed.

Grenda throws a pillow at Candy, which hits her head, "Candy! Oh my gosh!"

"We are so crazy tonight!" Mabel starts screaming, and the two girls join her.

Dipper is seen on his bed with a pillow over his ears.

"Who wants to smear makeup on my face?" Grenda asked.

Mabel sighed, "Ugh, you're already so beautiful, Grenda. What would be the point?"

Grenda starts punching the floor, shouting, "Beautiful! Beautiful!"

"Arrrrgh! Mabel! Do you think you can do this somewhere else?! You're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!" Dipper shouted.

Mabel frowned, "Come on, it's not that bad."

"You know what your brother needs?" Grenda smiled.

Mabel gasped, "A makeover?"

Dipper screams.

Dipper is seen walking in the hallway with his blanket and pillow. He walks up to Soos, who is screwing something in.

Dipper sighs, "Hey, Soos, can I sleep in your break room tonight?"

"Of course, dude." Soos opens the door to reveal a very cramped room with hazardous pipes and steam, "You just gotta make your body go like a video game puzzle block. Beebity boop boop beep beepity boop bop boop boop. The trick is to hold perfectly still. Ow, wait wait. Ow, wait wait. Ow, wait wait."

Dipper frowns, "I think I'll sleep somewhere else..."

Dipper walks away while Soos continues doing the same thing over and over again, Soos said "Oh, actually felt good that time".

Dipper smiled, "Ah...sleeping under the stars...not bad."

Dipper hears a growling sounds and gets up. He sees a wolf biting on his leg.

Dipper yelps, "Aaah! Get off! Aah! Get away!" He looks up and sees Mabel's sleepover from the window. Mabel, Grenda, and Candy are jumping up and down, singing loudly, "Lalalalala! ... Disco Girls!..."

Dipper looks down at the wolf, This is still better." He lays down again, while the wolf continues to gnaw on his leg.

Mabel wakes up in a state of confusion. She has her hair messed up with the words "PARTY GURL" written on her forehead, "Ugh...what happened last night? Whoa!" She looks up and sees Candy taped to the ceiling.

Candy smiles, "What's up, party girl?"

Grenda walksout of the closet with lipstick all over her face, "I don't know what I was kissing in there, but I have no regrets!"

"Candy falls down now," Candy falls from the ceiling and knocks down the Eiffel Tower from the twins' attic stiff golf game.

Mabel smiled, "That was awesome, girls!" She fixes up her hair and waves, "See you again soon!"

Candy and Grenda walk out of the room and Dipper enters with a black eye and twigs in his hair and lays on his bed. Will follows in after him, just sighing at the mess.

Mabel smiled, "Hey, brother! Want any of this leftover pizza? It's got glitter on it!"

"Mabel, last night an owl tried to eat my tongue," Dipper frowned.

Mabel laughed, "Ha ha! That's great!"

Dipper gets up from his bed, "No, it's not great! This," He gestures to their dirty and wrecked room, "is impossible to live with!"

"What? I'm delightful to live with! Get ready to be poked by the fun stick! Boop!" She takes a stick and pokes Dipper with it.

Dipper yelps, "Ah!" He slaps it out of Mabel's hand, "Mabel, I've had it with the fun stick! You've totally wrecked our room. And—" He gasps, "—oh no! Our mini-golf course!"

Mabel laughed, "Heh heh heh, yeah. Grenda sure loves breaking things."

"Mabel, we need to lay down some ground rules if we're gonna be living in this room together. First of all, no sleepovers," Dipper sighed.

Mabel frowned, "What?! Well if I can't have sleepovers, then you can't keep me up every night with your summer reading."

"How does reading keep you up? Well, at least my braces don't whistle when I breathe," Dipper grumbled.

Mabel argued, "At least I wash my clothes once in a while."

"Washing clothes is a waste of time, I'm a busy guy!" Dipper shouts.

Mabel sighed, "Meow meow meow meow meow!"

"Alright if you meow one more time—" Dipper doesn't get to finish, "-Meow meow meow!l

Dipper scowled, "Okay, that's it! That's the final straw! Maybe we shouldn't share a room anymore."

"Well, maybe we shouldn't!" Mabel shouted.

Dipper shouted, "Fine by me! Then we need to talk to Grunkle Stan about moving rooms."

"Yeah. He's a reasonable guy," Mabel smiled.

Will looked at them, "Uh... you guys...?"

"What?!" They both glared at him, startling him.

He starts to cry, before walking out of the room.

Stan is watching a show with two guys pushing each other.

Stan smiled, "Fight, fight, fight!"

One baby is poked with a stick and the two begin slapping each other.

"Baby fights!"

Stan smiled, "T.V. It knows what I want."

"Grunkle Stan, we want different rooms," Dipper complained.

Stan laughed, "Ha! And I want a pair of magic money pants. It's not gonna happen."

"Magic money pants...?" Mabel questioned.

Dipper sighed, "Come on, Grunkle Stan. Can't we work something out?"

"Look kid, there's my room and the attic. That's it. What do you think, there's some kinda "secret hidden room" in the Shack?" Stan asked.

A very loud crash is heard.

Soos shouted, "Dudes! I found some kind of secret hidden room in the Shack!"

Dipper and Mabel grin at each other.

Soos sighed, "Okay, so I was cleaning up behind this bookcase when boom! Mystery door! This old Shack is full of weird secrets." He opened the door and they all look into it. Dipper and Mabel walk into it and look around.

Dipper looks at the tag on the shag carpet, "Experiment 78? Grunkle Stan, what is this place?"

"I don't know. Just another room I gotta clean up now," He takes a pair of glasses off a table and puts it in his shirt.

Will just stares at the room, and then the carpet, before closing his eye. He opens his eye again and gasped, "The kids need to get out of here..."

Mabel smiles while making snow angels in the carpet, "This carpet is amazing!"

"Yeah, if you're into things that are terrible," Stan grumbled.

Dipper sees a key hanging on the wall and grabs it, "Problem solved, I'll move in here!"

"What? Why do you automatically get the room? We both saw it at the same time," Mabel frowned.

Stan smiled, "Wait a second." He takes the key from Dipper, "So you both want this room, huh? I guess I'll give it to whichever one of you I like more. Uh oh. Looks like my shoe's untied."

Dipper and Mabel look at each other for a second before attacking each other trying to tie Stan's shoe.

Will blocks the door, "Stan... this won't end well..."

"Muah ha ha. To the kitchen! Fight, fight, fight!" Stan laughs, pushing past Will.

Stan runs to the kitchen and Dipper and Mabel let go of his shoe. They get up to follow him out the exit, but Soos blocks the door.

"Whoa! I don't know dudes, this room gives me major, creep-o vibes. Y'know, the attic is a pretty good space. Maybe you two should appreciate what you got," Soos smiled.

Dipper and Mabel look at each other before running past Soos. Soos leaves the room as well.

Will sighs, closing his eye again, before forcing the kids to get back into the room. He closes the door, and snaps his fingers, causing the carpet to catch on fire. The two look at each other, surprised.

"I didn't know you could do that..." Mabel whispers, in awe.

Will just glares down at them, "Look. Do either of you ACTUALLY want this room?"

"Uh..." The two look at each other, before looking down.

Will sighed, "You know what? I have a better idea."

"What is it?" The two look up at him, confused.

Will smiled, "Go get your golf stuff. Let's just put it in here for now... and Dipper, you can be in this room during Mabel's sleepovers."

"... I thought you were going to say that this was going to be your room..." Dipper admitted.

Will sighed, "First of all, I don't need a room to myself... Second of all, this is a better idea... and third of all, I don't sleep."

"Come on, Mabel! Let's go get our golf stuff!"

The two run off, as Will throws the remnants of the carpet in a corner.

He stares at the remnants, "If he wants it when he's back... I could just fix it. For now, this is a better idea. No body switching today..."

A/N: Please leave a review! Reviews are the only thing that truly tell me that people are reading my story, and that i should continue! - K.