Authors note: okay, from now on, I will be doing a first person view for bowser, as this is no longer the prologue. please note that I do not own any of these characters and injoy!

waking up, the first thing I noticed was how much my head hurt. opening my eyes, the first thing I saw was some old koopa with big glasses and a funny hat. glancing around the room, I realize that I'm in some kind of prison cell. also realizing that i'm completely nude, I curl up in a ball so I wouldn't feel as exposed. trying to think back to how I got into said prison cell, I realized how I couldn't remember a thing, shuddering, I look the old koopa dead in the eyes, and in the loudest voice I could muster, asked "Who am I?"

the old koopa took a step back, obviously in shock from the question.

"What type of mind games are you playing here, Bowser?" he stuttered. "because you can't fool me!"

"Is that my name? Bowser?!?" seems a bit to manly for someone of my size and stature." I barely managed to whisper "Where are we?"

"The darklands, where else would we be." sneered the old koopa, pleased by himself for seeing around bowsers "mind tricks".

"the darklands? that sounds scary." I managed to say, " wait, does that mean that someones looking for me? because you couldn't just abduct me without anyone noticing, right?"

the old koopa burst out laughing so he puked. with a wave of a wand he pulled from under his robes, the geezer made the vomit disappear.

"could you makemake some clothes appear on me?" I asked nervously, hoping he wouldn't do anything else.

"yes, yes, of course. can't let you see the new king without proper decency"

and with a wave of his wand, suddenly I found myself wearing a beige t-shirt and slacks of the same color.

"wait, did you say king?"

"kamek, you should watching bowser, not some scared little girl." a massive koopa with blue hair said as he entered the room.

"my lord, this IS bowser, there was a problem with the super crown and this happened. he's trying to convince me that he has amnesia, but I don't believe him." the oldy replied

"well, did you check?" snapped the blue haired koopa

"well no, bu

"then check"

"yes, my lord."

teleporting through the bars, the oldy whispered into my ears "don't even think to try anything." still curled up in a ball, I i did as he asked and stayed still. placing his hands on my temples, he began his spell. only to stumble back, face twisted in horror

"my god, there's nothing, not a single memory. everything before he woke up is gone."

"What!?! how could've this happened kamek?"

"a fault with the enchantment on the crown perhaps, lord ludwig." replied the oldy, was his name kamek?

"yes, yes. well then, we can't keep someone who looks like peachs cousin, now can we? if word gets out about this, then we will most likely be attacked by the mario bros. I say we dump her with the mushroom kingdom, let them deal with her." the blue haired koopa, ludwig?

yeah, that was his name, ludwig, replied.

"alright then, contact the royal family, tell them we're coming for a friendly meeting on the edge of our borders"

In the mushroom castle

peach was sitting beside her fathers bed, the king had been bed ridden for months, the doctors said he only had weeks. if not days.

"daddy, please don't die. your the only one I can talk to without being treated like a pampered royal. without you, I'll be so lonely."

"hush my child, this is just how the world works. finally, I will rest."

and with that, the great king of the mushroom kingdom, died

authors note: and thats chapter 1, sorry about the length. anyways, thanks for reading. see you next time (hopefully)