Oh would ya look at that this thing got an update
Sorry guys - I didn't mean to plague the world with this... I'm sowwy XD Anyway, hope y'all enjoy!
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(AU: Younger!William and Kate - babysitting)
Oliver: How'd it go?
Kate: William wanted ice cream for breakfast and when I told him he couldn't, he said I wasn't his best friend anymore, so we made a compromise.
Felicity: Which is?
Kate: He's on his second bowl of ice cream and now I'm his best friend in the whole universe.
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Barry: Kate! Look what's on top of the tree!
Kate: Why is there a picture of Caitlin up there?
Barry: Because Caitlin is a star!
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Kara: Do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Kate: Generic excuse.
Kara: ...Did you just say 'generic excuse'?
Kate:
Kate: Shit.
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Caitlin: If I were a drink, I'd be a Cherry Vanilla Coke! What would you guys be?
Kate: Bleach.
Oliver: Sewage.
Caitlin: Okay, both of you need to calm down.
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Cisco: If "tomb" is pronounced "toom" and "womb" is pronounced "woom", why isn't "bomb" pronounced "boom"?
Kate: I'm far too sober to deal with this shit right now.
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Oliver: *pulls out checklist* Okay, annual crossover roll call! Barry?
Barry: Here!
Oliver: Caitlin?
Caitlin: Here!
Oliver: Kara?
Kara: Here!
Oliver: Punk ass bitch named Kate?
Kate: Uh, the "punk ass bitch" part is silent.
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Kate: My friendship with Cisco is always either "I'll help you hide the body" or "Don't even breathe in my direction". There is no in between.
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(about Kate)
Caitlin: She's beauty.
Barry: She's grace.
Cisco: SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!
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John Deegan: Its fun to chant "Bloody Mary" into your car's side mirror three times and watch her jog to try and keep up.
Kate: He's even a dick to demons!
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Kate (watching the news): Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.
Cisco (covered in ink): Maybe that squid was being an ass.
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Kate: I am upset now and there is nothing that can make me feel better.
Barry:
Kate: No.
Barry:
Kate: Don't.
Barry: *brings in Caitlin and Kara*
Kate (fighting a smile): Shit...
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Kate: When I die, write "Nothing is set in stone" on my grave; Its both a witty pun and a subtle warning I'll be back.
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(Banging and crashing noises, getting louder)
Kara: *runs through the door, wearing light up sneakers*
Kara: I got new shoes!
Kate: ...
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Caitlin: *does something on accident*
Oliver: DON'T BE SORRY!
Barry: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!
Kara: WE ALL LOVE YOU!
Kate: YOU TRIED TO HELP, AND THAT WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!
Caitlin: You're yelling nice things at me again. Its making me confused.
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Kate: You all don't wanna know about my knife shoes.
Kara: I think you mean ice skates.
Kate:
Kate: Blocked.
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Kate: You're always so dramatic.
Cisco: [holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed all in purple velvet, draped across a piano]: I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Kara: So, Kate, if you play this harmonica, you get 100 million dollars...
Kara: BUT, 100 million people will die.
Kate: *plays harmonica vigorously*
Kara: kaTE NO-
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Kate: What is it that you guys do, exactly?
Barry: Kick names, take ass.
Kara: That's right.
Oliver:
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Monitor: Who's in charge here?!
Kate: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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Cisco: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Kara: That was deep.
Barry: Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Caitlin: That was deeper.
Kate: Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Oliver: And common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie.
Hope this made ya laugh XD