Oh no... there's a part 3... oh no... XD
Hope this isn't too big of a tragedy XD
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Barry: That went surprisingly well!
Oliver: Everything is on fire!
Kate: YES! LET IT BURN!
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Caitlin (sitting casually in a chair, humming): I don't want a lot for Christmas.
Barry (kicking down the door): THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED!
Kara (crashing through the roof): I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS-
Kate (flying through the window): UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
Oliver (standing mortified in the doorway): What the actual hell.
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Kara: I can't let you do this.
Kate: :(
Kara: ...Without me.
Kate: :D
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(at 3 AM)
Cisco: *screams in his room*
Kate: *bursts in the room, fully armed* WHAT HAPPENED CISCO? ARE YOU OKAY?!
Cisco: I CAN SMELL CHRISTMAS!
Kate:
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Kate: *opens shower curtains* Hey, so what do you want for breakfast?
Oliver: SOME PRIVACY!
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Cisco: *walks into Kate's room, holding a camera* WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!
Kate: *incoherent gibberish*
Kara: *gets up next to her* Dude what the...
Cisco: OHOHO-*runs away laughing*
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Kate: I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.
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Oliver: Does everyone have a weapon?
Barry: Kate doesn't have a weapon.
Kate: I am the weapon.
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Kara: Look, Barry, we get that you're upset about you and Caitlin not getting to spend time together because of the writers. So we're gonna help you out.
Barry: I'm not upset.
Kate: We saw you throwing rocks at couples in the park.
Barry (crying): WHY DO THEY GET TO BE HAPPY?!
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Oliver: Since when have I ever done anything destructive?
Kate: I keep a list. Its alphabetized.
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Caitlin: Kate, did you forget to turn on the dishwasher?
Kate: *sipping water from a vase* No, why?
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Kate (to Kara): I got your text... when you say you're feeling a "Taylor Swift-like range of emotions" that means I should come over, right?
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Roger: Do you think sandwiches have feelings?
Kate: I'm going to give you one more chance to shut your ass up.
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Kara: Hey, could you get us a table?
Kate: Sure.
(a few minutes later)
Kate: *sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table* BABE HELP ME!
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Kate: What do I bring to the table?
Oliver: You're the cool one.
Kate: Hmm?
Oliver: I'm the hot one, Barry's the fast one, Caitlin's the smart one, Kara's the strong one, Cisco's the funny one, and you're the cool one.
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Kate (holding a first-aid kit): Why would you fill this up with Cheetos?!
Cisco (bleeding): I thought it was funny at the time!
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Kate: Where's Caitlin?
Barry: Don't worry, I got this.
Barry: *clears throat* OW!
Caitlin: *running in heels, putting on her doctor face* Barry, are you okay?!
Barry: Found her.
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Kate: Destiny is calling!
Oliver: I wish destiny would lose my number.
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(Kate walks in on Barry staring at the ceiling)
Kate: What are you doing?
Barry: Just stargazing.
Kate (looking up): ...Those are just pictures of Caitlin.
Barry: The stars are really pretty tonight.
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Barry: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Caitlin: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.
Oliver: I've regretted the dumb stuff.
Cisco: I've recorded the dumb stuff.
Kara: I've joined you in the dumb stuff.
Kate: I've tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff!
I keep marking this fic as complete but I keep seeing new quotes that make me laugh my head off