Chapter 2: Trying Not to Screw Up a Risky Situation

Sometimes, all of us just need to ignore all of the things that are out of our control...

ACCESS GRANTED

"Thank you Crawling Chaos for my over-analytical mind! Also!" I took a deep breath before glaring up away from my digital monitor at the glitching Angelica Cage high in the fake, blue sky.

"FUCK! YOU! ARS! GOETIA!" I snarled at the core of this digital paradise/Hell.

This clusterfuck of a Singularity came into being (partially) due to Goetia sending a Pillar, Zepar I believe, as a back-up plan if he/she was beaten by Chaldea (damn Clairvoyance hack!). That Pillar possessed/fused with a psychiatrist known as Kiara Sessyoin, who became a twisted Savior class Servant in one version of the Moon Cell Holy Grail War (I looked up Fate Extra after hearing about Last Encore). With the instability present in humanity's timeline due to Beast I's attempt at incinerating it, Kiara would gain dominance over Zepar in their, "relationship," and become similar to her Savior counterpart as Beast III/R.

"Still don't possess a single idea how "they" partially used the 2nd, you would think that troll of a blood sucker would prevent shit like that from occurring, but whatever." I finished up my search through the system's database using the codes Wrath was able to procure from the many defeated programs that would assault us before downloading whatever I could grab before our luck ran out. Especially the data regarding a certain anomaly that participated in a debunked form of the Moon Cell's Grail War.

A pair of ash-gray arms draped themselves around my shoulders before the owner of said arms purred in my left ear.

You want to save her, don't you? My other half

A second passed between the now humanoid symbiote and I in silence before I pressed a key on the board and retrieved my flash drive.

"First of all, I believe that term of endearment should only be used between partners in a marriage. Other than that-," I turned around in time to see a corridor rise up from the ground. "- I just wanna fuck up a Beast's plan." The all gray, smooth skinned woman cupped my chin before staring at me, her yellow eyes meeting my green ones.

And by I-

"-We, of course."

We shared a feral grin before I escorted her down the corridor, anxious to begin our, "assault," on the current Demon Pillar.

...

What's the plan?

I had already finished uploading the program into the console and now only needed to wait for the process to begin when Wrath brought up her question.

"Well, we can't win the fight to begin with if we were to go head-to-head with Zepar, regardless of how unstable it's connection with Kiara is." The female symbiote pouted at the thought of not fighting a "God." "So, we should use this opportunity caused by the Chaos this Singularity is currently producing to maximum effect. That means acquiring every speck of useful data we can grab, strengthen the bond between us, power you up by absorbing more combat programs-" The room began to darken as a bright circle manifested in the center of the room. It glowed even more brightly as it started to rise and spin.

"- and prepare a great deal many of goodies for us to enjoy on the way." With a great flash, the circle disappeared, and a white-haired figure wearing a black kimono was all that remained in its place.

White-hair...black kimono...damn it. I felt my pleasant expression briefly slip for a second, but thankfully the Servant hadn't opened her eyes yet so everything was still good. As she opened her amber eyes, I quickly silenced every thought running through my brain that wanted to scream fuck at the top of its lungs. For this-

"Servant Berserker, Kiyohime, has heeded your call from the Throne of Heroes. So, are you my Master?"

-is the FUCKING. FIRST. YANDERE!

"Yes. We are." Wrath smirked at whatever Hell would come our way next. While I on the other hand...

"Thank you for allowing this to work...," my right eyebrow twitched for a spilt second before I snapped.

"..BUT RESPECTFULLY FUCK YOU ZELRETCH!"

...and focus on the things that we can control.

AN: Hope you enjoy the first Servant our wayward multiverse traveler had the balls to summon