The hatch on the ship opened.

"Oh shit. Me and my big ass mouth." said Eddy. "Um... Shouldn't we run?"

The sockhead stuttered a reply.

"Iiiiii tttthhhiiinnnkkk thaaaat issss aaa goooood iideeaa Edddyy..."

Ed just stared at the ship.

"Way cool! It looks like the ship that contains a race called Greys."

"I don't think it is a good idea to stick around and wait. Um Ed, that's the ship from the movie brain sucking aliens! They will suck your brain out again Ed!"

"Oh no! Not again! Run away!"

Eddy and Ed ran away... But Double-D just stood there frozen.

As the hatch opened all the way, three figures appeared. The last thing Ed and Eddy saw was Edd taking off his hat to them.

After seeing that, a bright light flashed before their eyes...

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Ed woke up in his bedroom. As he woke up, he could see a faint outline of a tall blonde haired skinny woman sitting beside him on his bed. He recognized then it was his mom.

"Oh Edward! You're finally awake!"

Ed sat up in his bed, looking confused.

"Um, mom how'd I get here?" he asked.

"Sarah and Nazz found you, Eddy and Eddward somewhat buried under a pile of junk in the junkyard. You three were missing for three days."

"Three days?"

"Yes, Edward. We were worried sick. Now come up stairs. You need to eat."

As Ed was walking up the stairs, he began to wonder what just happened. The last thing he remembered was standing in front of a space ship, then waking up in his bed.

"Was it all a dream?" He wondered.

Something was different with Ed, he was thinking deeper and more logically than his usual self. And as he sat down to eat, His mom began to notice him thinking deeply to yourself.

"Maybe it's not a good idea to talk about what I saw. Nobody would believe me because they all think I'm stupid."

Ed's mom looked at him.

"You don't remember anything on what happened to you guys last week?"

"Last week?!"

"Yes dear. You have been asleep for 4 days."

"Mom, I think we were abducted by aliens."

"That's nonsense. Now that you're feeling better, go off to see if your friends are doing alright. I know Eddward was the first one up, so try him first..."

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Meanwhile at Eddy's...

Eddy climbed out of his bed.

"How the fuck did I end up here??"

He walked into the living room and sat down on the couch.

"Hmmph, another weird dream again I guess... What's on tv then?"

As the tv turns on, it shows the news, which was a week ahead of where it last was.

"HOLY SHIT! I've been asleep for a week!"

Eddy runs out the door to Ed's house.

As he reaches his house, Ed comes running out and straight toward Eddy's house.

"Hey where the hell are you going? I'm right here!"

Eddy goes running after Ed.

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Edd is sitting on the couch in the living room at his house..

Sarah and Nazz were sitting with Double-D. He seemed fully aware of what had happened to him and his three friends, but they could tell he was lying.

"For the last time, I said that Ed and Eddy were throwing things at each other and Ed threw a car at him, causing an avalanche burying us."

"I don't believe you! Tell us the truth!"

If anyone could recognize the yelling, it was Sarah.

"...But I told you two everything,and why are you concerned with us?"

Nazz looked Edd in the eyes.

"We weren't concerned with them. Only you."

Edd stuttered.

"Now tell us what happened to you or ill pull that hat off your head and take pictures for everyone."

"Like you know what's under here."

"But I do...boyfriend"

"Boyfriend?"

"I hid under your hat once Double-D. Why do you hide that."

"Erm. Um. I don't want to talk about it."

"Oh really, eh? Then talk now!"

And with that Sarah slapped Edd's hands away from him holding his hat down and ripped his hat off.

Nazz looked at Double-D shocked.

"Dude! What happened to your head!"

As a prize I guess you could say, Sarah smiled and put Double-D's hat on her head. She then began to study a particular spot on his head.

Author's note: yes, it's another person's view on what is under Double-D's hat. Who cares?

As Sarah looked at this certain patch, she noticed something. It looked red and irritated.

"Well I don't remember that being red when I hid under there...." she said that with a somewhat innocent tone.

Now both of the girls stared at Double-D. Being a shy person as he is, he finally buckled.

"OK okay! We were abducted by aliens! Are you too happy?!"

"Aliens?!" both of the girls said dumbfoundedly.

"Yes aliens!" Double-D stood up and looked in a mirror and looked at himself.

Without his hat, he had perfectly nice black hair, with one exception. There were several bald patches all over his head and all of them looked red and irritated.

"Do not tell Eddy or Ed, as they will know eventually, but when I was six. One night when I was sleeping, I was abducted by aliens. They did experiments on my brain, which I think is why I have a superhuman IQ level. When we were running from everyone the other day...they returned. They gave the three of us an offer we couldn't refuse. Ed's dream... Of being a space outlaw. They offered that to us for some reason, I don't know exactly why, but they decided to wipe Ed and Eddy's brains of the event and told me to eventually get them to decide again. Now, not a word to this, from either of you, or something will happen to you guys...."

Sarah and Nazz just stood there.

"You can keep the hat Sarah. Because I don't plan on coming back. Neither does Ed and Eddy. Nobody would really miss us. Not after all the stuff we did... But was it really necessary to beat us up every day? Seriously, you guys turned Eddy into a secret emo."

"Um we did..?"

A knock was heard on the door. Scratch that, a loud bang like a fist.

"Dork! Open up! I got a prize for you three wrecking my house!"

"Oh dear! Kevin is at the door."

Edd ran for his room upstairs, obviously getting another hat.

The bang could be heard again.

Open up dork!

Nazz and Sarah got up and walked for the door.

Sarah opened it.

"You dorks are going to pay for torching my..... What the fuck are you doing here Dorkette, and Nazz!? Why are you hanging out with a low life like Dorkk?"

Sarah got pissed off.

"What did you call me?"

"Dorkette, because you're wearing the dorks hat!"

"How about I kick your a..."

Nazz interrupted Sarah.

"Kevin, dude, you should be so ashamed. Didn't they figure out it was your bathroom vent that caused the fire?"

"Yeah, but Dorky's comment."

"Well you deserved it for all the crap we put them through!"

Kevin mumbled to him self as quietly as he could.

"Why the fuck is Nazz trying to stand up to them?"

"I heard that! You aren't my friend anymore Kevin! Fuck off!"

And Nazz slammed the door in Kevin's face, giving him a black eye.

Double-D walked up behind them.. Now wearing a black hat with blue stripes instead of white.

"Um... Wow.. I'm speechless.."

Nazz and Sarah looked at Double-D.

"We have to tell you something."

"What iss it?"

"We love you guys."

Sarah looked at Double-D.

"Actually I love you and Nazz loves Eddy, but she also has a thing for you too. I want to know... Would you three take us with you?"

"I am not sure that's possible."

"Why not?"

"The ship, its size..."

"Oh come on...you guys have to have company... And were better than those Kankers..."

"True.."

"Then its set!"

And with that, both Nazz and Sarah kissed Edd and walked out the door...

"I got to get Eddy and Ed ready now quicker. Curse my weakness towards women."

Edd ran out the door to Eddy's house, hoping both Ed and Eddy would be there.

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Yeah, so we now know that Nazz and Sarah have a thing for the Eds, but we already knew that about Sarah, now didn't we? Well they will have something to do with the plot, but not for another few chapters. Hope I didn't spoil it for you. Trust me though, I hate character development, but I had to do these first few chapters before I could do the story because of the people the Ed's meet on their adventures.

I also apologize for some of the typos in my "rewrite." With the exception of Ed and Eddy waking up after the accident... the rest I rewrote on my phone of all things at the last minute.

Anyways, onwards to chapter 3!