Sorry this took so long, and i'm also sorry that it's such a short update but I felt like I needed to give you something for now. I've got rough outlines for my current stories so I'm trying to get them ironed out so they're easier to go off of and so I'll hopeful be able to get into a more regular updating schedule.

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Kurt huffed in annoyance as he futilely tried to button his jeans. Giving up he flung himself onto the bed as he felt the beginnings of tears forming in his eyes. He had told Noah last week that he needed to go shopping but he hadn't listened insisting that they had time for that later and now he didn't have anything that fit aside from him pajama's and he couldn't very well walk around wearing those all the time.

So here he was, laying on his bed crying and unable to button his pants, all because his stupid boyfriend hadn't taken him shopping. He might have gone with Mercedes but in addition to the fact that she almost always had plans these days, the smell of her favorite perfume tended to make him sick to his stomach, granted she would probably stop wearing it if he mentioned it but being as he had already banned all fragrances in the house he figured he was pushing his luck by trying to extend it to the Glee club as well. Not to mention the fact that it was a fairly popular scent so she wasn't the only one at school wearing it so there wasn't much point in asking her to refrain.

Santana would have been his next choice but these days it seemed like if he wasn't puking his guts up she was, or they were setting each other off and the both of them were bent over either a toilet or a bucket of some kind. Plus the small amount of time that the two of them weren't puking they were so exhausted from it all they really wanted to do was curl up and eat ice cream while watching 'Kitchen Nightmares'.

Next would be Brittany normally but since they announced the pregnancies whenever he was anywhere near the blonde she was rubbing his belly or talking to the baby, which was sweet and he loved that she was so supportive of them but he needed his space. Plus he couldn't exactly shop with Brittany crouched down in front of him so she could better speak with his unborn child.

Tina had plans with Mike everyday for probably the next three years which left the two of them out because they were generally to enraptured by each other to actually spend any sort of time with anyone else. Sam was usually watching his younger siblings from the time he got home until he dropped them off at school in the morning. Artie didn't really go anywhere without Brittany so he was out. He and Quinn weren't on speaking terms right now, not that they had ever been close to begin with. He wouldn't ask Rachel's opinion on clothes if his life depended on it, goodness knows she would likely find something as awful as she would wear herself and slip that into whatever he was buying. If he asked Finn to come along while he would have somebody to carry all his bags he would also likely be stuck with Rachel tagging along.

Blaine was really the only other person that he knew but their friendship had been strained between them since Kurt had told him about his relationship with Noah. And while Kurt wanted the closeness of their friendship back he didn't think asking the guy he friend zoned to go shopping with him for maternity clothes was the greatest idea in the world.

Which brought him right back to being lying on his bed alone with his pants undone, crying. He had come ill circle and he was absolutely no closer to a solution than when he had first been unable to fasten his pants.

Just when he was sitting up to find his pajama's once more Noah came strolling leisurely down the basement steps a smile plastered across his face as if he had all the time in the world to do whatever he pleased. "Hey babe…" He started to say only to be cut off by the pillow closest to Kurt being flung squarely into his face without any warning whatsoever. "…and that was for…?"

"None of my pants fit!" Kurt wailed his bottom lip wobbling dangerously. "I told you I needed to go shopping and you didn't listen!"

"So let's go shopping right now then," Noah said easily trying to stave off Kurt's tears.

"And how am I supposed to go shopping when I can't even button my pants! I can't just go out without any pants on Noah!"

"Just wear your pajama pants until we buy you some new stuff…or we could think of something else…" Noah said back tracking hastily when he saw Kurt's scandalized expression at the mere mention of wearing his pajama's outside of the house.

Scanning the room in an attempt to find some sort of solution Noah landed on his letterman jacket. It wasn't exactly cold enough out to warrant a jacket but it would only be until they got Kurt some clothes that fit. Plus it's not like it was completely unheard of to wear a jacket when it wasn't necessary heck Kurt wore all those other fancy jackets all the time just because that Jacobs dude made them.

"You have got to be kidding me," the pregnant boy said forming as he followed the other teens gaze. "It's too hot out for a jacket."

"It's either that or your pajama's babe, its up to you which one you wanna do."

Kurt debated for a moment; his eyes flashing back and forth between the red jacket and his pajama bottoms before he finally stood with a resigned sigh, pulling the jacket over his shoulders and fastening it just enough so nobody could tell that his pants weren't fastened.

"I'm not happy about this." Kurt said glaring at his smirking boyfriend.

"But it's a good look for you, shows everyone else that your mid and they don't stand a chance with you."

"Because I have oh so many suiters lining up to fight over me and attempt to steal me away from you." Kurt said sarcastically with a roll of his eyes as he crossed his arms self consciously over his chest.

"If you had any idea how many people, men and women alike, stare at your ass on a daily basis you would understand my point of view. Now lets get this over with, the sooner we get you some new clothes the sooner I can get them off of you." Noah said with a smirk as he grabbed Kurt's hand and led him out of the house.

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