The Eds were finally completing their adventure to see their ship. Edd propped himself up off the chair he was sitting on and looked out the window to the slowing stars traveling by.

"Well here we are guys. Look out the window."

The three Eds had a nice voyage from Earth. It was mainly boring, being confined to the galley for what seemed like forever. Now, they were approaching some large marketplace like area that was floating in space. One thing was that they were given a device that had pretty much every piece of media on our culture in it. It was to be installed in the ship they were getting.

Ed and Eddy just stared out the window. Edd was somewhat focused on the small device given to him. As they were abducted over a week ago, Edd remembered this place, as this is where they went when they ordered the ship to be built. The aliens who abducted them, known as Zephroites paid for the construction of the ship. Apparently this was a part of their huge experiment or something according to what they told them.

As they landed on a landing pad, they grabbed their things and began to walk across this market place to a shipyard. Or they were going to walk until Ed found...

"Hey guys, I found a hovercraft! It says free use!"

Oddly enough the language written on the sign was English Braille. Double-D found it odd, but they decided to use it anyways.

As they traveled through the marketplace, several strange looking creatures looked at them oddly. One tried to sell the Eds a slave, and Eddy almost bought her, but realized he couldn't because they didn't have any money.

As they finally reached the shipyard, they noticed a ship that stood out from the rest. Ed immediately knew that it looks familiar.

"That look like the ship the fearless space outlaws from the movie robot rebel ranch used!"

"Yes, Ed, you're right. Remember, they used your brain as the ideas for the ship."

Ed got up in Edd and Eddy's faces.

"Way cool! Can I fly it? Can I?"

Eddy looked at Edd.

"Um Eddy, it is computer controlled. It wouldn't hurt to have him fly it."

Eddy sighed.

"Okay, Ed, don't crash the fucking thing or I'll crash the ship up your ass!"

"I won't Eddy. I promise!"

As they reached the airlock, a blue man with tentacles came running to them.

"So you guys are back I presume? Is it Ed, Edd, and Eddy if I recall?"

"Yeah. That's us." Eddy replied.

"So which of you guys is Ed?"

"Ooh! Me! And you look like the guy from the anime Tentacle Rape Net, the third episode."

"Tentacle Rape Net?"

"It's Hentai."

"Ignore him Rolvert." Edd replied. "He can't help himself."

"Oh, okay Eddward, so you guys ready for a test flight I guess? I never made a ship with a design like yours. Warp drive, hyperdrive, photon torpedoes, some of the stuff looks like our technology, but when it came to testing and building it, a lot of it turned out to be more advanced. I wonder why your people aren't out in space."

"Um, because they like to spend their time fighting each other."

"Oh, I understand. I guess your species is fairly violent."

Eddy remembered how many times Kevin and the other kids beat them up.

"Yeah sometimes, I would love to beat the shit out of people back on earth like Kevin"

"Eddy watch your language around others."

"Shit? Kevin?"

"Shit is a slang term for feces and Kevin is a name of our next door neighbour."

"Hmm. Shit. Sounds like a good word."

Edd sighed.

The blue guy, who Edd named Rolvert, had an accent similar to that of Rolf's. He lead them onto their ship.

Right off the bat they were in a cockpit area. Even though the ship seemed large outside, it wasn't as big as a couple of school buses stacked on top and side by side. The inside seemed smaller. The cockpit area reminded Ed of a ship in star trek. You got your food from a food synthesizer, and the chairs and couches were all made of leather. A bluish leather, but still leather. There was 3 computer terminals in the room near the pilots and copilots seat, 2 on one side and one on the other. Next to the other was a small closet that held 6 space suits. 3 were white and the other 3 resembled their clothes they were wearing. Rolvert handed them three skintight suits, with holes in certain places.

"I'd recommend that you guys wear these under your clothes. It will make you adjust to temperature changes easier."

Eddy just looked at them dumbfoundedly.

As the blue guy sat down in the copilots seat, Ed jumped into the other.

"I assume you are the pilot that's going to be flying this?"

"Gravy!"

"Okay then. This is to plug in what system you are going to. This red button takes you to Earth, where ever that is, we couldn't figure out, this green button brings you back here for repairs and shit."

"Oh god." Double-D didn't seem to like the use of profanity.

"Shit shit shit cunt fuck ass cilt!" Eddy yelled.

"You forgot pussy eddy! Ed said.

"Oh yeah I did. I want to fuck Nazz's pussy!"

Edd sighed and sat down at the lone computer terminal and took the gadget that was given to him out of his pocket. The alien turned to him.

"Oh that's a library module. Take off the panel next to you and just shove it into that empty socket. I think that is what we needed to finish the ship on."

As Edd placed the gadget into its proper place, several more lights came on and the ship came to life.

"Oh well you guys know what you're doing I assume." Your load will be finished by night time and you can take off whenever.

The alien walked off the ship through the docking clamp on the side.

"Ed?" said Eddy.

"Yes Eddy?"

"What was the name of that movie you compared that alien to?"

"Tentacle Rape Net. A classic."

"You wouldn't happen to have a copy of it in your stuff would you?"

"Oh I got it right here."

Ed produced a DVD out of his coat.

Edd turned around.

"Good lord Eddy! You're going to watch hentai?"

Ed looked puzzled.

"Hentai?"

"Cartoon pornography Ed! Animated sex!"

Eddy snickered and ran off to one of the bedrooms which was somewhat similar to his one on earth.

"Oh, Double-D. That's just the name. There's no sex."

"Oh okay Ed..." Double-D sighed. "This is going to be a long trip."

A loud scream could be heard from one of the back rooms.

"What the fuck is this shit? This isn't porn! It's some stupid Japanese monster movie!"

Double-D sat down in front of a computer screen.

"Yep, a long one indeed."

The Eds left the Market Station for some destination called Zeta-Feta-Chi 7.

"So... Our first mission. Piece of cake."

Eddy flopped down into one of the leather seats that sat in the cockpit.

"Goddamn this is boring! I wish I could scam someone."

"Well this was our dream. And you gave up scamming long before we started this."

Double-D looked over at Eddy from his computer screen.

"Plus there's a lot of stuff on the computer to do, plus we can eat any time with the food machine."

"Like what, mister know it all?

"Well most of our literature, television and movies all on these computers."

Ed turned around from his seat excited.

"Oh and comics?"

"Shut your bunghole, Ed. You got a ship to pilot!"

Eddy slapped a button on the computer console behind him and a tablet pc came out of a slot under the main screen on it.

"Sweet."

Eddy started going through the catalog to find some "magazines"

Double d looked at the screen astonished.

"Fasinating."

As he tapped something on the keypads, a headset appeared on it.

Ed noticed that and started bobbing up and down.

"Ooh ooh, that looks like the virtual reality headsets that gamers use."

Edd looked at ed.

"Somewhat, Ed, but this device is a learner from what I read. It teaches you everything."

As Edd placed it on the head, he turned limp, but still breathing.

Ignoring Double-D slumped down on the chair now, he turned to Ed.

"Hey Ed, look at this."

Eddy tossed him the tablet of some satelite image of Peach Creek.

"It's Nazz, Eddy."

"Yeah, naked! Ahahahahaaha! Let's see if we can find blackmail for Kevin or those Kankers."

Eddy started frantically searching records for "Kanker."

After a while, the Eds finally reached their destination and came across a Jupiter like planet.

Ed looked at Eddy.

"The computer just told me that we've arrived at 'Zeta-Feta-Chi 7'."

"Feta chi? Sounds like a disease."

"Hmm... Now what was I supposed to do again? Oh yeah. Ask them if we could dock. Hey Eddy, push that blue button next to Double-D."

Double-D had been now sitting there slumped in the chair for about two days now. Eddy just shoved him aside and pressed the button. Edd fell off the chair and the wires tore out of the headset.

"Oow, my head."

Double-D dizzily got up and walked around drunkenly until he hit a wall and the headset shattered. Cleaning bots came out of the wall and started picking up the pieces.

Ed spoke at the console.

"This is P46-10922 aka ESS Mutant Cyclops requesting docking permission at trade center."

Eddy seemed a bit amused at how proper Ed had been acting lately.

"Boy ed, you're a natural."

"Mutant Cyclops you're granted permission. Are you guys new?"

"Yes, my name is Ed."

"Okay. We will have a guide arrive at your dock to give you a tour. Have fun here Ed."

"Buttered toast!

Eddy snickered at this comment Ed made.

"And a buttered toast to you too." the alien replied.

Edd climbed up into his chair.

"Does that mean I've been hooked up to that machine for two days?"

"Yep Double-D. Mister thirst for knowledge."

"Oh, I have a headache."

"Eat something then. You haven't eaten for two days, and take an aspirin or something."

Edd walked up to the food machine and punched in surprise meal on the pad. A pot roast appeared with buttered toast and gravy.

"Ed, did you hack the machine?"

"No," Eddy replied. " but he drank gravy nonstop for 3 hours. I had to make it stop making gravy."

Edd sighed and sat down to eat his meal.

The ship began to dock at its designated position and a long tube connected with its cargo hold. The three Eds took the stairs to the cargo bay.

Eddy's jaw dropped as they walked in.

"This is all toilet paper! What the fuck!"

"Sure is Eddy, two hundred thousand tons."

"Two hundred thousand tons of toilet paper? Who in their right mind needs this much fucking toilet paper?"

"Eddy, I assume that..."

Ed interrupted Double-D's lecture.

"Well, only in certain sections of the galaxy do they only make toilet paper."

Eddy walked up to the exit panel on the cargo bay.

"Are you guys ready?"

"Sure am captain Eddy."

"Captain Eddy? You made yourself captain when I was intoxicated? "

"Well I have the leadership skills."

"Whatever." Double-D sighed.

Eddy pressed the open button on the hatch. The air that came in felt colder, and a girl about Ed's height stood on the other side.

"Buttered toast, and welcome to feta chi..."

The girl's eyes enlarged.

"...Oh my god. Are you guys human?"