Chapter 6
By month six of his pregnancy Kurt was completely over it. He'd thought it was bad when his skinny jeans that barely fit before getting pregnant became impossible to button, back around his third and fourth month. Now though he was starting to doubt that he'd ever be able to fit in them again. He couldn't see his toes anymore and while he knew it would happen at some point he still wasn't prepared for it to actually happen. The whole ordeal was only made worse by the fact that Santana was apparently carrying farther back than he was because she barely had a bump, while he was walking around feeling and probably looking like a beached whale.
Granted he did take small pleasure in the fact that he wasn't quite as big as Quinn was at this point, he had enough problems with the girl without her making waves over the fact that he was fatter than she had been.
Needless to say, he was happy to be starting his third trimester so that he could be done with it and just have his babies here already. For now though he was stuck being fat and not having any pants that he actually liked all thanks to the child growing inside of him.
So naturally when Blaine finally decided to forgive him over not going out with him, and asked if he wanted to meet up at the Lima Bean (which hello probably a bad idea since he wasn't supposed to have caffeine) instead of behaving like a normal human and throwing together an outfit to go meet up with a friend that wouldn't actually care what he was wearing anyway, he had a melt down over the fact that none of the clothes that he wanted to wear would fit him anymore.
"Babe, seriously it's going to be fine. You literally just bought a bunch of new clothes, why can't you wear any of them?" Puck asked, watching Kurt dig through his closet in hopes of finding something from before he got pregnant that would still fit him.
"I don't want to wear those! They make me look fat, and I know I am fat but that's not the point! I want to wear something that I actually like for once instead of something that I had to buy because nothing else would fit anymore." Kurt snapped, his voice sounding tight and like he was dangerously close to tears.
"Kurt, you aren't fat. The only reason your pants don't fit is because you've got our baby in there. I know you don't really like your new clothes but as far as I'm concerned it doesn't matter what you put on right now because seeing you carry my baby and knowing that we're going to raise them together? That's the most attractive thing in the world. You're way too sexy for your own good and actually the more frustrated you get the sexier you get so if you don't get dressed in some of your new clothes right now, I'm not going to be able to stand watching you get dressed at all and then you'll get mad at me later from keeping you from going out with Bland."
"Noah, we've talked about this. His name is Blaine, you don't get to call him mean names just because you get a little jealous. Which is completely ridiculous considering the fact that you have nothing to be jealous over. He's just a friend and that's all I'm interested in him for. We like the same musicals and fashion magazines. That's it. Besides, you look way better in leather pants than he ever would." Kurt said leering at his boyfriend.
"It's not you that I'm worried about, I don't trust anyone that short. I also don't like the way he looks at you, and he hasn't even seen how completely smoking you are right now so I think I'm entitled to not wanting him around the father of my child." Puck said, moving from his spot on the bed to where Kurt was standing, sliding his arms around the shorter teen from behind and letting his hands rest on the distended belly.
"Noah, height has absolutely nothing to do with trustworthiness, and Blaine doesn't look at me any certain way. It's all in your head, okay? Now I love you but I need to find something to wear before I end up being late so get off of me."
"I still say you ditch the hobbit and stay here with me and we can practice making our baby a sibling." He tried, rubbing his hands slowly over where their baby was, getting a kick for his efforts.
"Our baby is already going to have a sibling, Santana's carrying them remember? So no need to practice," Kurt shot back, pushing Puck's hands away from him and finally deciding on a pair of jeans that he didn't loath.
"But babe, just think of all the sex we're going to miss out on once they get here. We have to get as much in as we can now."
"I'm aware of that, however we also aren't going to have much time to hang out with friends once they get here which means we need to do that as much as we can now as well. Besides the rest of the Glee guys are going to be here soon to do the whole junk food and video games thing, or did you forget?"
"I don't want them to come over, they're all huge cock blocks. It's like they think they can stop me from deflowering you even though you're already pregnant with my kid!" Puck complained with a very manly scowl (read pout) on his face.
"It's not that bad stop complaining. Maybe if you're good and stop calling my friends names and trying to keep me from hanging out with anyone that isn't you I'll come back with a reward for you."
"Babe the only reward I need you can't get at a coffee shop. I just want you, naked on this bed." Puck said as he flopped backwards onto their bed.
"Fine then, guess I'll just stay here and not pick up any of those kosher muffins they sell at the Lima Bean." Kurt said casually turning away from the shoes that he had been examining trying to decide on a pair.
"Wait, you mean the ones with the chocolate chips?" the Jewish teen asked sitting up immediately.
"Yeah, and they always make them fresh right about the time that I was supposed to meet Blaine to catch up, but you don't want me to go so I'm just going to stay here instead and won't be there to get them."
"I mean, don't just stay here for me. You should go hang out with your friends, the two of us are going to be stuck here all the time when the babies come, plus the guys are going to be here and they won't leave us alone once they get here anyway. You should definitely go," Puck said backtracking over everything he had said previously.
"No, no. I don't want you to be upset so I'll just stay here and hang out with you and the guys. I'm sure Blaine will understand."
"Babe seriously, please go hang out with Blaine and buy all of the awesome muffins that they have at the Lima Bean before Rachel gets them all."
"But I though you only wanted me to be naked on the bed?" Kurt asked coyly.
"I've changed my mind. I want you naked on this bed with all the kosher chocolate chips muffins that they make at the Lima Bean today."
"If you insist." Kurt said grinning at his boyfriend and immediately pulling on his favorite boots before pressing a kiss to the other teens cheek and heading off.