Happy 20th Ed, Edd n' Eddy, have an update to a 10+ year old fanfic, it's even older than what the published date is on here.

So, we find the three Eds standing in front of a brown haired girl... thousands of light years from Earth.

"How the fuck is another human out in space?"

The girl looked at the three Eds with an even more peculiar expression.

"Well I was going to say the same to you three but you beat me to it."

"Since we're here and you're standing there, I guess we should introduce ourselves." Edd said. "This is Ed, my short friend next to me who is swearing a lot now since television standards don't apply in fanfiction is Eddy, and I'm Eddward, but you can also call me Double-D, since my name has two D's.

The girl snickered.

"You three all have the same name basically. You can call me Sarah. Were you three also abducted by aliens?"

"I guess you can say that."

"We're space merchants!" Ed shouted.

"Hmm, another social experiment to see if humans integrate? At least you see things other than this station. I'm stuck in a lab making gadgets for aliens to use. Well since you're here.."

The girl turned around and started walking off.

"Follow me if you want to see something awesome."

"This is my lab, I use it to study new technology. Apparently I was so smart I attracted some aliens who were more than willing to give me a place to study in solitude... But when I heard that there was a ship of humans approaching the station, I had to be curious and see who they were."

"The girl turned to Double-D.

"Do you remember me?"

Double-D stood there and paused for a sec in deep thought.

"Yes, I believe I do. You beat me and another at the state science fair last year. I think you went missing after that and nobody knew where you went off to."

"That was when I was abducted, right when I walked out the door of the building. I'm so excited, it's been ages since I got to see another human, much less someone to talk to."

The girl picked up a tablet off a bench and started pressing a few buttons on it.

"Mind if I show you three some gadgets I made? I'm so proud of them."

"I'd love to." Double-D replied.

Eddy looked at the two of them.

"You know, we got to get our load ready so we can get it there on time."

"Yes Eddy, I know. I will meet you two back at the ship in about 10 minutes."

Eddy stormed out the door with a bit of irritation, Ed followed close by.

At the end of the corridor, Eddy slammed his fist on a bulkhead for the station.

"Fucking Double-D is in nerd heaven with that lab. Damn pimp gets all the girls! I want a girlfriend!"

Ed gave Eddy a dumb stare.

"You try too hard Eddy!"

"Hah! You really think so? What do you know about women mono-brow?"

"Of course Eddy! The guys who try hardest in the movies all the time never get the girl, but also remember, nice guys finish last."

"Ed, have you grown a brain since we left Earth?

"It's from a movie I watched, but I do feel a bit smarter."

"I think you are, Ed."

The two of them walked into a large room with loads of desks and different kind of aliens in there. He walked over to a desk that didn't have two aliens talking to each other.

"ESS Mutant-Cyclops load delivery." Ed handed the tablet to the alien.

Oh good, it's exactly what we needed. Just sign this at the bottom.

Eddy grabbed the alien's tablet and signed it.

"So why exactly does someone need two hundred thousand tons of toilet paper for?"

"Oh these go for the fecal expelling mutants on the planet Jorga. However they do not like people visiting, so they pick up their own shipments from this station. You're not from around here, are you?"

"Nope, third day on the job."

"Oh, well stop by the market place on your way out and pick up a tourist guide. It'll help you out later."

"Thanks, I'll make sure we get one. Come on Ed."

"Gravy!"

"And a gravy to you too." The alien sighed. "Hmm, gravy. Sounds like a perfect way to say goodbye. I'll start using that instead."

Meanwhile….

Double-D and the girl were walking back to the spaceship, him holding a large metal box.

"So you were given the chance to leave Earth so you could invent?" Double-D asked.

"That is correct... I've been out here for two years now and made quite a few things. That there you're holding is my more recent invention. That's a holographic projector. Of course they exist out here but not as compact as that one. And also you do not need a sensor room to run it in. It can be run in any room... even space."

Double-D looked at the box. "Sounds useful, I guess."

"Yes, it should be definitely later on. Just a side note. Watch out for pirates. They have been out quite a bit lately."

"Um okay. I'll be sure to tell the others."

"They have an obsession with stealing beverages, pornography, and anything that smells like cheese. Oh, and next time you guys go back to Earth bring me a jawbreaker please? They don't really exist out here in space."

"I thought they would work with the protein sequencer machines. I mean, they seem to do roasts, gallons of gravy and everything else we've tossed at it."

"Uh, Gallons of gravy… umm okay. But if that's what you think… go ahead and try it on your machine since we are next to your ship."

The two of them boarded the ship. Double-D sat the box on one of the chairs in the cockpit and walked over to the protein sequence machine.

"Okay Sarah, let's try this. One jawbreaker. Grape flavored."

Liquid began to ooze from the machine. Double-D scooped a piece of gooey liquid up on his finger and tasted it. He convulsed for a second as if he was being electrocuted and then stuck his tongue out.

"I believe I understand now, that does not taste at all like a jawbreaker, or anything containing sugar."

Sugar as we know it doesn't exist out here. It's only known on three planets. Ours and two others. Though I would recommend you avoid those two. The people who claim them are…. very very dangerous.

The girl turned around and walked off the ship.

Well I'll be seeing you around a bit more later. Stop by to talk when you come near this place. I will admit it gets lonely here with no other humans around.

Double-D stood there staring the box.

You know. I will be sure to provide lots of use to this thing Sarah.

Meanwhile… Eddy and Ed are walking back to the ship while cutting through the market place they were in earlier.

Of course, this time, something very interesting caught his eye.

"Holy shit! Is that a jawbreaker?!"

He ran up to the stand that was selling it.

"Hey! Is that a jawbreaker?"

"No, it is called a Sugor Sphere." the alien selling it replied. "They're very rare because the ingredients are produced on only three planets. Two are owned by the sugar mafia and the other planet is not developed enough for space interaction."

Obviously the other planet they are referring to is Earth, of course.

"How much do you want for it?" Eddy asked. In his mind he was hoping it was the same cost as it was on Earth... a nickel.

"Over 9 billion Space-Solarises. Only a few are actually produced and sold each year."

"9 BILLION?! Holy SHIT!"

"Yeah, some kid like you wouldn't be making that kind of money moving crap around from planet to planet." The alien pointed away.

"Get lost."

Eddy, with a disappointed look, walked away.

"Man, I could of gone for a jawbreaker. This place sucks. No jawbreakers." Eddy moped back up to where Ed was standing, talking to a guy who was selling squid like creatures. He pulled out a pad that had how much money they were going to be making from this transaction. Only about 25,000 Space-Solarises, split between the three of them. He sighed and put the tablet back in his coat pocket.

"Fuck, it'll be years before I have another jawbreaker..."