Eva was going to rot in hell. Batman was going to find out about this and drag her to Blackgate after breaking both her arms and collapsing several of her internal organs. At this point, she had managed to stop rocking back and forth, and had brought her shock symptoms down to a mild case of upset stomach and an ashen face "There we go, takes a moment to come down from that high."

Breathing through her teeth, Eva looked at the Joker out of the corner of her eye. "What high?"

He rubbed her back and gave it one his affectionate slaps "Oh you know, the killer's high."

She grit her teeth and stared at her hands. They were putrid and stained with a combination of blood, saliva, and vomit. Her knees were dripping with something foul smelling, yellow and lukewarm, the poor fucker must have pissed himself. At this point, she couldn't bring herself to be even more disgusted. "I didn't kill him."

Her denial triggered a laugh "Oh, but didn't you? The only thing missing from the bodily fluid macabre on your hands, is jizz. You—"

He touched her nose with his finger, as if she were an infant, smiling toothlessly up at him "Have experienced the only true intimate moment shared from one human to another."

Eva looked at her hands, discovering that she was clutching her knees to the point where her fingernails were slowly embedding themselves into her skin. How could this be happening to her? She hadn't done shit to deserve the special attentions of a lunatic, especially the Joker! "I didn't experience shit, cause I didn't kill the fucker."

Before she knew what she was doing, Eva got up and started making her way towards the mouth of the alley "Now, where do you think you're going?"

Turning, she spat out the chunky remnants of puke "None of your fucking business you crazy son of a—"

Pain erupted across her face and in seconds she was on the ground. Joker fell upon her, driving his foot into the delicate slope of her neck. It wasn't enough to cave in her jugular, but just enough to cut off airflow. On instinct, she grabbed his ankle and proceeded to twist around like snake that just had its head lobbed off. Snatching up what he could of her hair, Joker all but lifted her off the ground. He wasn't laughing anymore "Now… You and I. Both know you don't wanna finish that sentence, sweetheart."

The pain played out with every beat of her heart and blood blossomed from her upper lip "Now, how about we kiss and make up?"

He stroked her cheek as Eva tried to struggle from his grip. It was then he pressed his lips against hers, he had caught her mid shriek. The writhing and screaming did not seem to deter him, if anything he liked it. Out of desperation, she bit down on his lower lip, that made things worse, he actually growled and smiled.

He let her go and Eva had to fight the urge to spit out the taste of him. Straightening the lapels of his jacket, he leered at her "You know the drill…"

"No Batman, no GPD, no Justice League."

He smiled and planted a repulsively wet kiss on her cheek "That's my girl. See you next week."

Slowly, Eva managed to stand. Her knees shook for a second as she attempt to keep her feet under her. It was then that she noticed the body had been taken from the alley. One of the goons must have taken it when…When. Eva pressed a hand over mouth before she could scream.