I'm sorry. Again. I have some things going on, trying out for a play, midterms are coming up, and I had a baby! In Child Development, we had to make babies out of 2-liter bottles and I named mine Emma. So yeah.

Tooth: Aww!

Bunny: Don't say 'aww'! She had an ankle biter!

Me: Made of plastic with a styrofoam head. Calm down.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my plot and OC's.

Jack's POV

It was officially the worst thing Jack ever had to wear. Yeah, he'd been forced to wear shoes a couple times. *Shudders* But nothing like this.

North was holding a party to celebrate another successful Christmas. And….it's black-tie. North chose a red suit with a black tie, Sandy just formed a gold suit, and Tooth a lavender dress. Since Bunny doesn't really wear clothes, he just put on a dark green bow tie.

North had informed Jack a couple hours ago that if he was to come, he had to wear a suit. A navy blue suit with an icy blue tie. And cuff links!

Right now, phil was trying to talk him into wearing it.

"No!"

"Blarga ofof!"

"I don't care if everyone's doing it. If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?"

"Doulga waka choo."

"Not dying isn't the point. It's the principle-ah, forget it! I'm not going!"

"Blarg caa mundsa!"

"Phil, what are you-get away from me! Help! Crazy yeti is forcing me into a tuxedo!"

*One hour later*

"Oh, Jack you look so handsome."

"Toothie is right. Jack, you look very nice."

"Frostbite, why are you glaring at Phil?"

"No, Sandy, it's not because he played a prank on me. I'll tell you later."

A/N: Thought I'd try something new. This was for a Guest reviewer who requested I force Jack into a tuxedo.