Request from sparklehannah. I really had fun writing this. Any more requests, I'll take them (remember….PG 13!).
Sandy was a genius. An evil genius. Jack loved the idea the dream man had come up with. He was almost surprised he hadn't thought of it earlier.
They were going to use the water surrounding Dream Island to prank Bunny.
"This is awesome. I can't believe we are doing this," Jack whispered as they planned out the mischievous trick.
'I know. We should have thought of this sooner. Now, you remember not to speak once we get started, right?'
"Yep. And once we do, we play the recording I got of some dogs barking. And put it on loop," Jack finished. Sandy nodded before waving his hand over the water, the familiar golden globe appearing. Jack pointed near Australia, where the Warren was located.
An image appeared of Bunny, painting some eggs near the dye river. Jack and Sandy shared a grin, one that was all to recognizable to the rest of the Guardians. It meant one thing, something that none of the others wanted to be the brunt of. A horrible, yet hilarious, prank. And the ones the duo came up with were original and something the others never saw coming.
Like Bunny.
Jack pressed play on the small tape recorder he had borrowed from Jamie and the sound of dogs barking, one of them being Abby, began to fill the air. And the Warren.
"What the bloody 'ell is that?" Jack frowned at the cursing but had to cover his mouth to keep his laughter from being heard as Bunny began sniffing the air and searching for the source of the sound.
This happened for almost twenty minutes, Sandy amplifying the sound as Bunny became more and more frantic.
"THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING A MEETING!" Bunny yelled as he raced through a tunnel on his way to the Pole. Sandy started to get nervous as he made the image disappear while Jack thought of something.
"I know what we can do."
Once at the Pole, Bunny explained the situation and North made the Aurora Borealis appear, though a bit hesitant to do so.
"I don't know, old friend. My belly tells me something is up, but I do not think it is dangerous," North tried to pacify the Pooka, who ignored the Russian.
When Tooth and Sandy had arrived, North told them what had happened at the Warren.
Sandy looked innocent…..a little too innocent. And that's when Bunny realized Jack had yet to show up.
"Alright, Sandy, what did you and the ankle biter do this-" Bunny was cut off by barking and turned, boomerang in his hand while North and Tooth got their weapons out too.
Only to see Jack dressed up as a dog, holding his stomach as he laughed, joined by Sandy (though his was silent laughter), who had brought out a video camera and filmed the entire thing.
"Y-you w-wer-re so-o sc-cared!" Jack said in between chuckles, before finally calming down enough to speak. "That was great!"
"Ah, rack off, ya bloody show pony. Sandy, I expected better from ya-did ya bloody record it?!" Bunny crossed his arms, trying to retain whatever dignity he had left as Tooth and North smiled, trying not to embarrass the rabbit any further.
"Wait until next time, Cottontail," Jack teased before heading out with Sandy. Bunny's eyes widened in alarm as he began to chase the two of them, for both answers and the camera.
"Next time? What next time?GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!"
An: How was that? I tried. Until next time, Kitkat Out!