So this is going to be a three-parter. But then I will do another ******** one-shot then a **** **** one….Duh! Duh! Duh! You'll have to wait to find out what those asterisk symbols mean.

"This is getting bloody ridiculous," Bunny grumbled as he wiped off the pink paint, or at least tried to. Tooth nodded as she and Sandy struggled to get a bucket off of North's foot. "Why the bloody hell is he doing this?"

"I have no idea-WATCH OUT!" Tooth cried as snowballs came hurling towards them, coming from a small opening in the ceiling. Bunny yelped before doing his best to dodge them, but at least he was doing better than North, who kept getting hit as he tried to avoid the balls of snow.

Tooth only got hit a few times, Sandy even fewer because he used his dreamsand to make a shield. Once the snowballs began to slow down, North was able to move past followed by Bunny who began to swear under his breath; Tooth and Sandy began to float/fly again, looking at the opening with wary eyes.

But as they turned a corner, they found yet ANOTHER dead end.

"Oh, we're lost again! How will we get out?" Tooth began to flutter nervously as the group turned around.

"Sandy, leave a trail. Like Hansel and Gretel, no?" North suggested. Sandy nodded in understanding as he lifted a hand and a stream of dreamsand appeared and seemingly attached itself to the wall, following Sandy as he walked on.

"Frost is gonna regret this," Bunny muttered as he tried to smell the air for any hint of Jack or April's scent. Again. And again, he got nothing. "How is he doing this?"

'Now it's my turn,' April thought, smiling mischievously as she prepared her masterpiece. Once the Guardians finally found their way, they walked into the large room with little snowballs littering the ground. 'This is going to be fun'.

"April, hello-what is that?" North's eyes widened as he entered the room. April waved before tugging on the rope connected to a large red and yellow colored cannon. A small being, made entirely of snow and ice, shot forwards and landed at Bunny's feet. (Imagine the tiny snowball monsters from Frozen, Spring Fever but with ice for eyes and small arms with icicles for hands.)

"Oh my goodness!" Tooth exclaimed as all the snowballs came to life, turning into little snowmen minions. And as they got closer, they grew in size, soon reaching a height even taller than Bunny and North.

"Meet Jack's new Snow Army, courtesy of never-melting snow and ice. These guys can't be destroyed and they have been trained to obey both Jack and I. And guess what I'm going to order them to do?" April smiled as she raised her hand. "Snowmen! Get those Guardians!"

And with that, they began to shoot snowballs from their hands as they chased the Guardians, who scattered like the wind as April disappeared (once again) in a puff of pink smoke.

"JACK FROST! WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON YA-OI! CUT IT OUT!" Bunny shouted as he tapped his foot to get away from a snowman who was trying to freeze his paws. But no tunnel showed up.

North got out a Snow Globe and whisper-yelled "Anywhere else but here!"

Unfortunately, one of the snowmen spotted what North was trying to accomplish and smashed the globe, making it completely and utterly useless.

"That boy better have a good reason for this."

"This is priceless!" Jack laughed as he, Jamie, and April watched what was happening through all-seeing ice. (Kind of like the snowball in the original 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town wiki/Santa_Claus_Is_Comin%27_to_Town_(film)). *Let me know if the link does not work*

"We are so toast," April commented as she stuffed herself with popcorn. Jamie nodded as he grabbed a couple of pieces from her bowl. "Who do you think will yell first?"

"My money's on Bunny," Jamie replied. Jack nodded in agreement as Bunny growled while throwing yet another egg bomb at one of the snowmen. "How much trouble will I be in?"

"Don't worry, kid. You're the youngest, so you get off easy. Jack...well, he's younger than me so probably a scolding and maybe grounded. Maybe. I'm not going to be allowed to hang with either one of you for a month," April said.

"True. Oh, did you see that!?" Jack exclaimed as North punched a wall in the hole and the others followed him out, leaving the snowmen in the ice dust.

"Get the ammo ready, boys!" April shouted.

AN: Only one more part of this series. Then you won't be put through any more suspense. For now, at least. Kitkat Out!