A/N:
Due to popular choice, it was elected by you the people, that the Viagra Motive would be the next motive. The people ask, and they recieve! Here is Act 6 of Morning Hope Academy! Get your tissues ready because the blue balls are coming...especially in this chapter because the kinky shit won't start until Act 7. UPUPUPUPUPU! Blue balls for everyone!
In all seriousness, I had a lot of fun writing this chapter, especially the more serious parts. I had struggled to make the Viagra motive actually realistic, but I found a way to make it work. So I do hope you enjoy this chapter. The Songs used in this chapter are Good Kids Smoke Crack, by Rucka Rucka Ali, and Jingle Bell Cock...I don't know who wrote that last one, but give it a listen...it's...quite nutty. Hehehe.
Um...well I got nothing else to say, except thank you for all of those who voted in the previous poll. This one is for all of you! Left some references to things scattered through out the story, I know for a fact one of you will get a certain reference, maybe some secrets will be revealed? Oh ho ho...I kid...or maybe I'm not kidding? Hmm...
Also thanks to everyone who's voted on the Popularity Poll, it makes me happy to see those votes. And for those that haven't gotten a single vote, it makes me overflow with Despair, as most of the OC's are mine. That's right...keep filling me with despair, I can stomach it all!
Morning Hope Academy's
New Semester of Killing
Chapter 1 Act 6
Aphrodisiacs
(Daily Life: Day Seven)
One week had passed since everyone had woken up within Morning Hope Academy. It had been quite hard getting through it, but at the end of it, they were all glad to still be alive. That however didn't mean everyone accepted their fate. Day after day, they all spent hours searching for a means of escape, only to give up. It was a cycle, everyone having false hopes of escaping the academy. Though Mei-Ling hadn't given up, she knew escaping at the moment was impossible. Especially with the bomb they all had in their necks. Even if they could leave, the Mastermind would just blow their heads apart. After seeing Kevin die on the first day, she didn't want that to happen to her. So as much as it hurt, she would stay put for the time being. She had made some friends, and was starting to put her faith in trust in them.
The theater had become a bit of a meeting place now. After breakfast, they all gathered up there just to talk. Celestia had joined them, as had Chris, so she was happy that the new girl was able to fit in so well. Carla always had a joke or two to share, and Kaikane had his weird surfing stories. It was just normal for them to gather up. They would all break at noon for lunch and then split up to do their own thing, which for people like Jon, Tenko, Tsubaki and Kaikane, was heading to the Weight Room to exercise for a bit. Himiko would retreat to her room, to work on her magic spells, trying to gather enough mana to break them out. Jill would remain in the kitchen, helping Kirumi clean up after breakfast and lunch. The others would just split up, not meeting until dinner.
It was almost routine for them now. But she couldn't help but feel an odd sense of foreboding coursing through her body. The mastermind had remained silent for several days, so she knew they were planning something. What that was she didn't know. Her eyes tried to focus on the words she was reading, she had been reading Cinderella, trying to keep anxiety in check. But she was failing, due to her own jittering, thankfully no one had noticed yet. She was sitting crossed legged in one of the felt seats, glad to be freed from the horrible bear traps known as Red Stilettos. She didn't know why her mother had bought those things for her, but she was honestly considering going barefoot for the rest of her time in the school.
"That is the story of how I got my tattoo." Kaikane said, finishing his story. Veruca remained silent for a moment, leaning back in her seat.
"So let me get this straight...your friend said that you wouldn't be able to surf from Sydney to Honolulu. You took the bet, and if you lost you would have to get a that tattoo. You did it, managed to get to Honolulu and got the tattoo anyway?"
"Mhmm...that's the gist of it." the surfer said.
"Why?"
"Why not? You only live once right?" he replied. Carla giggled, shaking her head.
"You only live once, unless you a zombie!"
"Damn straight cuz." Lucy added, bumping fists with the Lucky Student. Celestia rolled her eyes, a look of amusement on her face.
"I must admit, a hibiscus flower just fits you. It is the state flower of Hawaii, and quite a beautiful specimen too. It's too bad they don't grow in that well where I live."
"Oh, and where would that be Miss?" Chris asked curiously. The Physicist's smiled changed into a frown. She leaned back in her seat, crossing her legs as she glanced up at the chandelier.
"I hail from Idaho, Boise to be more precise. However we moved to a farm when I was just 4 years old. Well...technically I was only 1."
"How is that possible?" Kaito asked, brows furrowed in confusion. Veruca sighed.
"You all are morons. If she was physically four years old but was technically only one, that means her birthday is on February 29th. You only age once every 4 years." the Nut Specialist explained.
"Fufufu...you got it right dear. I am quite the special child, I am eighteen years old, but technically speaking, I am only 8."
"Wow...so how does sex work? I mean are you a minor or?" Kaikane asked, getting a slap on the arm by his sister.
"Idiot! Why the hell would you ask her that?"
"As a man, I have to know."
"What, trying to get your pole greased?" Jonathan asked, holding back a laugh.
"I'll have you know, I am quite picky when it comes to men. Merely admitting that you are attracted to me means nothing. You must be prepared for the long road ahead, and I don't think you are. You look like a very sweet young man, sadly you cannot handle all of me." Celestia said, though she smiled, her tone of voice said other wise. Mei-Ling looked up from her book, giving her a concerned look.
"What do you mean by that?" she asked, genuine curiosity written on her face.
"Ah...well you see, aside from having an interest in science, I also have an interest in the occult." she said, holding a fist to her mouth. She had a firm look on her face, gauging everyone's reactions.
"You like creepy voodoo shit?" Chris asked, earning a sigh from the Folklore Researcher.
"You know, there are various layers to the Occult. Some are closely tied with some of the Folklore that I have researched in the past."
"Pardon me for withholding my enthusiasm." he replied.
"I wasn't expecting someone like you to be into the occult. It's kind of a surprise." Tenko said firmly, giving the brunette a once over. She didn't know why, but she just didn't feel comfortable around her.
"Really? Because I did...I mean the fact that she's a Goth Loli has a lot to do with that theory." Kaito said, earning himself a beefneck from Kaede, who just glared at him.
"There's no use in being sarcastic."
"If I may be so bold, what aspects of the Occult do you fancy? I do happen to know quite a few things." Lucy asked, adopting a look of interest. Celestia giggled, shifting her position slightly.
"I happen to be a fan of it all really. It's odd isn't it? A woman of science being intrigued by the things found in the Occult. How something like a haunted doll can exist, when science shows no proof of it. How spirits can somehow communicate with us through the use of a board."
"Wait...have you tried using a Ouija board?" Jonathan asked.
"Oh yes of course! The allure of it all is just so amazing, being able to communicate with the souls of the deceased. It would bring an answer to one of life's greatest questions, is there an afterlife and what is it like?"
"You know, there's a quicker way to answer that question." Carla said, running her thumb under her throat.
"Don't get morbid on us Carla. Especially in a place like this." Veruca scolded, earning a giggle from the Prankster.
"Still...aren't you scared that you are messing with powers you can't understand?" Tsubaki asked.
"Nyeh...Black Magic never leads to good places...Miss Ludenberg, you should probably quit messing with it." Himiko said, looking up from the bracelet she was making.
"There's no need to worry dear, I have the appropriate protection with me. Like this, it's a special tag that I got from a Paranormal Investigator. It's charmed so that evil spirits stay away from me." she said, pulling out what looked like a bookmark, with a butterfly drawn at the bottom.
"A spell tag?" Mei-Ling asked.
"Something like that...I also know how to make protective salt circles. You'll be safe no matter where you go, so long as you stick close to me. Perhaps when we get out of here, I can take you all to Alcatraz Island, San Francisco is quite close to us after all." she said, placing her hands under her chin.
"Yeah no...you see I got this sickness. It's called Fuckthatshititis, it usually turns my skin red whenever in contact with things labeled Fuck That." Jonathan said, trying to sound as scientific as possible.
"Heh...pussy." the Lepidopterologist said under his breath.
"It's quite alright dear, the occult isn't for everyone. I do tend to ghost around the internet though, creepypastas have become a topic of interest for me. Especially with creatures that seem to be based around folklore themselves."
"I agree, people can get very creative with their stories. One of my favorite games is Until Dawn, the use of Wendigos is so freaking cool!" Lucy said excitedly.
"I like the butterfly effect aspect." Chris said.
"The butterfly effect?" Tsubaki asked curiously.
"Oh you know...it's the belief that one small thing will lead to a large disaster. A butterfly flapping its wings in Oregon will cause a Tornado in Arkansas. Until Dawn is a game that makes full use of this, one tiny thing can fuck you over on a grand scale." Chris explained, earning a nod from the Figure Skater.
"Not to...you know put a damper on things or anything but...it's been a week. What do you think Monokuma is planning?" Jill asked, glancing up from her notepad. She had been reviewing some of the orders she had gotten. Despite her being a bartender, she was acting more like a waitress now. The others frowned, not exactly knowing what to say.
"I'm not sure, but anything can happen...he'll use whatever means he can to make us kill each other. With so many of us, who knows what may happen." Veruca asked.
"You know something still bothers me. It's about Gonta's murder...I was never able to conclude who did him in. I've tried to wrack my brain, but I haven't come up with an answer." Jonathan said, leaning back against the stage.
"Perhaps you should let it rest...you know, so that he can find peace?" Carla suggested. He nodded, sweeping some hair out of his eyes.
"Yeah...but I really wanna know. That person is still alive, and they're dangerous. If they're willing to kill for a five minute call...I'm not sure what they would do for something else."
"Don't worry...my Magic will protect all of us!" Himiko said, putting the finishing touch on the bracelet she had been working on. It was a light brown color, with crimson and black beads, mixed with the chocolate brown beads. She handed it to Celestia who just looked at it oddly.
"Himiko dear, what exactly is this?"
"A protective charm, it will keep the baddies away." she said firmly. Celestia smiled, giving her a pat on the shoulder.
"Thank you, I'm sure this will come in handy for me. I'm glad that you took the time to make me such a cute bracelet. You've got a real knack for this." she said, earning a flush from the Mage who pulled her hat over her face.
"It's almost time to start lunch, sorry fellas but I gotta cut this short. Got shit to do and not enough time to do said shit in."
"Bye Jules! I'm looking forward to seeing what you and Kirumi come up with for lunch!" Jonathan said happily, earning a small smile from the Songwriter.
"Yeah, don't forget the pickles this time." Chris said, causing the black haired woman to stop.
"Oh trust me...I'll give you your pickles, and then some." she replied.
"You better." the boy said offhandedly, not noticing the glare the Bartender was giving him. It remained silent after she left, no one saying anything. Kaikane cleared his throat, reaching into his pocket for a baggie.
"So...who wants to do some shrooms?"
"Fuck! Yes!" Carla cried out, a look of eagerness on her face. Veruca sighed, standing up from her seat.
"I do not partake in drugs."
"Aw come on Ruca! Don't knock it until you try it! I got some fatties too, cocaine laced with chronic, I'm sure you'll like it!" the surfer said. Tsubaki snagged the bag out of his hands, shoving it down her shirt.
"I am getting rid of this shit. I thought I told you not to bring this with you. The fuck is wrong with you?"
"Aw come on sis...we're in a fucking killing game, I doubt a little bit of weed is going to do us any harm." her brother said dismissively.
"You take the pipe (The Pipe)
torch it and give it a little twirl
It gets you high (Now Try)
Try to stay out of jail
Cuz just one rock can't kill anyone
I've smoked since I was two years old."
"Jon!" Veruca cried, causing the boy to stop.
"Sorry! I didn't mean to sing that, it just came into my head!" he said. She threw her arms in the air, leaving shortly after. He frowned, slapping his hand against his forehead.
"You just shot yourself in the dick bro." Kaito said, earning a glare from Kaede. The Ultimate Astronaut chuckled, trying not to look in her eyes.
xxx
"Drop and give me 20 fuck nugget! That is the last goddamn time you make a quip to me!" Lee shouted angrily.
"Sir yes sir!" Kokichi cried, dropping to his face, easily doing the push ups. Lee just glared at the boy, walking away as he looked at the others who had joined him for training.
Rantaro, Tsumugi, Kokichi, Nick, Miu and finally Kiibo. There had been a few others, but they had been busy for the day. He stood firm in front of all of them, his lip twitching a bit as he looked at each of them.
"Honestly, I'm surprised with all of you. How Hope's Peak Academy recruited any of you bumbling fuck ups is beyond me. You fuckers couldn't run a sweatshop if you had 40 orphans and a metric fuck ton of Adderal!"
"Is that you John Wayne...is this me." Nick said softly, causing Lee to turn around, eyes wide in surprise.
"Who said that? Who the fuck said that!? Who's the cock choking, twinkle toed commie pile of shit, who just signed his own death warrant? None of you huh? The Fairy Fucking Godmother said it!" he shouted angrily.
"Um...not to impute on your work or anything but...how is this going to make us stronger?" Rantaro asked curiously.
"Well of you had been paying attention, you would see that I am helping you build character! How the fuck do you think I can send your ass into war huh? You wouldn't be able to tell your dick from a land mine, and I assure you the land mine wins every time! You fucking faggots are a disgrace, but I don't have anything to work with so you'll have to do. So, since you like asking questions you get to share in Private Ouma's punishment!" he shouted back. Rantaro said nothing as he knelt down, beginning his round of push-ups. Lee reached into his pocket, pulling something out, holding it to his nose. He took a whiff of it, before lowering his hand.
"Uh...dude is that coke?" Nick asked curiously.
"Who the fuck do you think I am cadet? I do not do drugs in my beloved Corps!"
"But we aren't in your beloved corps." Tsumugi pointed out. The Ultimate Cosplayer had joined originally because she wanted to make a Military Cosplay. She had gotten an interest in Hetalia and needed a frame of reference. So far she had been the only one who hadn't said or done anything to annoy the Drill Sargent. Until now that is. The young man looked right at her, a firm glare on his face.
"You seem to misunderstand Private Shirogane! The United States Marine Corps is not a place! It is a state of being! It is everywhere. So long as I am a Marine, the Marines will be with me. Where ever I am, the Marines are there! Even in this shithole, the Marines are here! So you are all a part of my beloved Corps. Even if not officially, perhaps this is what you need to be straightened out!" he said firmly.
"Hey man...honest question. Why did you decide to join the Marines?" Nick asked curiously. Lee turned to face him, a firm look on his face.
"It all stems from my family. My father and his father before him, both were part of My Beloved Corp. They have both seen the ugly side of war, my Grandfather fought in World War II, as well as the Korean War. My father was part of the Vietnam War and the Gulf War. It is in my blood, eventually I shall go to war as well. It is my destiny, but for now I am a Drill Sargent, training maggots until I am of age. When the time comes, I'll pick up my rifle and be taken to the battlefield." he said firmly.
"I don't want to insult you or anything but...don't you think partaking in war is just...you know...creating more conflict?" the boy asked.
"Some see it that way...we have to resolve things without going to war. However there are a great many men and women who sacrifice it all for us to be safe. Those men and women are true warriors. Our country was built on the foundation that Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness must not be taken away from us. We were deprived of even our rights, it is what drove George Washington to partake in the Revolution. I am Proud to be an American, and I will help in any way I can. If it means opposing the darkness, then I will gladly grab my rifle and walk through the gates of hell." he said firmly.
"Wow...that's so cool!" Kokichi said, having finished his push ups.
"There's nothing cool about it Cadet! I am simply doing what must be done, so that America and the rest of the World is safe!" Lee said, standing tall and firm.
"Nee-hee-hee. Of course, you'll do everything you can to keep the world safe, but you won't be able to stop me. This world will eventually be mine you know." he said, putting his hands behind his head.
"What was that Cadet?"
"You heard me...I'm the Ultimate Supreme Leader...one day, the whole world will be ruled by my iron fist." he said.
"Drop and give me 50! Start counting when it starts hurting!" Lee commanded. Kokichi laughed as he dropped back to the ground, doing another series of push ups.
"He really likes poking the lion doesn't he?" Tsumugi asked.
"Yes he does."
xxx
"I was wondering when you would approach me." Maki said, opening a single eye as Anastasia walked into the A/V Room. She made sure the door was locked, before taking a few steps forward.
"It has been difficult. I wasn't expecting to see you here of all places though." the strawberry blonde said, leaning back against a table.
"Hmm...what do you make of all of this?"
"Not the worst place I have been dropped into. However, now that I see what our captor is capable of, it is becoming...hard." Tania said, a firm look on her face.
"Last I remember, you have no one they would capture. Unlike me...they may very well have the kids for all I know." Maki said. Tania smiled, crossing her arms.
"Now now, I didn't think the silent and deadly Maki would actually show worry."
"I will kill you." she said, her face darkening a bit.
"You've tried and failed twice sweetie. I know you are planning on driving a knife in my back the moment I turn it to you."
"Tch...to this day, I'm not sad that you are the one that got away. It makes things a lot more interesting." she said firmly.
"Yes it does...I am going to get you back for that...my entire platoon was innocent. You spared Captain Ikusaba, but you shouldn't have killed Bailey." Anastasia said firmly, balling her first. Maki reached behind her back, her fingers wrapping around the handle of her survival knife.
"She was in my way...it wasn't my fault she decided to protect her precious Captain. I'm sure Ikusaba doesn't even care about her...she's still at large you know. Invading a village of innocents under the pretense that they were smuggling weapons and killing them all? I thought Fenrir fought for good, not evil."
"You and I both know that mission was bullshit. It was a means to set us up, so that we were blamed for it. Fenrir is gone, only a few of us remain, and I'll let you know now. There is one more member hidden among us, and I'm not going to tell you who it is. Just remember, get to close and they might off you." she said, a smirk on her face.
"I believe you should take your own advice. Even if they are part of Fenrir, they might turn on you...especially in this game." Maki said, her eyes being shielded by her hair.
"Heed your own advice, and be wary of your surroundings. I don't want you to die before I kill you. Also do me a favor and give me back Bailey's knife...or I'll take it by force." Anastasia said. Maki quirked a brow, her hand moving to her thigh. She reached into it, pulling out a sheathed knife, tossing it to Anastasia who caught it with ease.
It was a black K-bar bayonet, in a black leather holster. It had a round handle, with grooves in it, covered in black tape. It had a ring mount on the edge of the handle, for it to be mounted onto the end of a rifle. Anastasia pulled it from the sheath, the golden engraving at the top confirming that it was indeed the knife of her deceased friend. It also bore the mark of Fenrir near the hilt, a eight pointed star with the mythical creature of Norse Mythology on it. Maki pushed herself from the wall, heading toward the doors, pausing for a second.
"There aren't a lot of things I regret doing...but her blood wasn't meant to be spilled. To this day...she's the only one who haunts me...if you want to end me, then just know I'm putting up a fight. When it comes time do it, you better drive that knife through me."
"Da, her name will be the last thing you hear. Do Svidaniya, staryy drug." (Goodbye, Old Friend.)
Maki said nothing as she left the room, leaving Anastasia to her own devices. She glanced at the bayonet in her hand, a frown on her face. She remembered who it had once belonged too, a beautiful young woman, killed because she wanted to save her friend's life. It was a burden she had been carrying, almost as long as she had been in Fenrir. She had joined in order to get strong, so she could kill the ones that murdered her father in cold blood. She didn't expect to find real friends there. She frowned, holding the knife to her wrist.
"I promised not to avenge you...but I cannot sit here and do nothing." she mumbled, as she drew the blade across her wrist, bright pink blood slowly pouring onto the knife blade, which she held up. She watched the blood slowly falling down its length, pooling around the handle.
"Ya proshu proshcheniya. No ya dolzhen snova ubit. Prosti menya." (I'm sorry, but I must kill again...forgive me.)
xxx
"So let me get this straight...all you want me to do is dump this into the food?"
"That's right...think you can do that for me? I would do it myself but it's far too early to reveal myself. Especially with you all hanging around the kitchen area." Monokuma said, a smirk on his face. The figure just looked at the glowing pink jars on the floor, grabbing one and inspecting it.
"What even is this?" they asked, shaking the mixture a bit.
"Ah...it's a special soup. It was created by a good friend of mine, the Former-Ultimate Cook and the Former-Ultimate Pharmacist came up with the recipe. It's a very powerful aphrodisiac, makes whoever eats it want to screw like bunnies. I've increased the potency, should last a few days."
"Oh...if I do this for you, am I exempt from this motive?" the figure asked.
"Eh...sure why not? I'll even give ya the antidote if you want. All you have to do is pour it into the food and that's it. I don't give this opportunity to anyone. I handed Harrison that First Blood Perk, and while pleased with the results, it left a sour taste in my mouth." the monochrome bear said.
"Alright...if I do this, I want your word that my father won't be hurt. I'm not stupid, I know you have them...I'm risking my ass here after all. Do we have a deal?"
"Sweetheart, who do you think I am? I wouldn't harm a hair on their pretty heads. Especially that cute fashion designer...you think of her as a sister right? Even though you treated her like crap."
"Do we have a deal or not?" the figure, a young woman, said firmly.
"Ah...fine. For your participation in this motive, you'll get a freebie...don't keep me waiting sweet thang!" Monokuma said, leaving the room. The girl frowned, glancing at the three glowing jars.
"Tch...this isn't for me...who gives a shit about the fucks in this school. They mean nothing to me...nothing...nothing at all..."
xxx
"Ahem...this is Dean Monokuma! After dinner, I want all students and faculty to report to the gymnasium for an assembly. Attendance is mandatory, so if you think of skipping out...well remember what happened to Kevin. It'll be a mind blowing experience! AHAHAAHAHAHA!"
The PA went silent, leaving the entire cafeteria silent. It took a bit of time for everyone to continue eating their food. It was rather awkward really, seeing everyone in full attendance, even the staff were there, sitting at their own table, though Nick was sitting with his wife. Both of them had been feeding each other, much to the joy of Alice and the dismay of Dan who didn't know what to do. Setsuko didn't even miss a beat, continuing her feverish typing, pausing for sips of coffee and bites of her food. Victoria was keeping a close eye on her, she had become the girl's only friend, as she was the only one who actually talked to her. Jonathan himself was concerned about her well being, but he didn't exactly know how to talk to her about it. Some of the others were looking a bit tired, most likely from Lee's extensive military training session. He himself had been working on a few songs, having located his song book buried deep in the confines of his underwear drawer. He had been flipping through the pages, seeing lyrics to songs he had been planning to write, already written down. It was a bit odd, but considering his missing memories, he saw it as a potential clue to the truth of everything going on.
"Hey Jo-Jo, are you gonna eat that?" Carla asked, pointing to his food. His tray lay untouched on the table top, he hadn't even grabbed a utensil. He shook his head, pushing it in her direction.
"Kirumi and Jules made rice pilaf with cauliflower, I'm highly allergic to that so you can have at it. I'll just grab something else later." he said.
"Thank you!" she cried, digging into the food. Veruca just watched, stunned with the girl's voracious eating.
"Wow...if I didn't know any better, I'd say she was pregnant." Kaede said.
"Considering the fact that she's been sharing a bed with Jon, I would believe that too." Tsubaki added, causing the boy to look up.
"Okay...let me get the shit out of my ear...what the hell are you talking about?"
"You dear...Carla has been sneaking into your room this entire week. I didn't know you two were intimate?" Celestia said, a playful look on her face.
"If you call me being kicked out of my bed at 3AM being intimate with Carla, then yeah we are totally all over each other. The fuck...you seriously think I would hook up here of all places? Carla is my closest friend here, I'll admit. But I would never consider that."
"Well...I just assumed that you two had a thing together."
"You know what they say about assuming things Ruca. It makes an Ass out of U and Me. I get that you were probably annoyed when you saw Carls that morning. But all she did was sleep beside me. She's been having nightmares about being sacrificed for the last few days. Just yesterday she stopped crying in her sleep." he said. Carla set her fork down, dabbing her lips with her napkin.
"I'm sorry for causing so much trouble. Just the thought of being sacrificed like that...it scares me. I don't mind if someone decides to kill me...as long as it's quick and painless. But I know Monokuma wants us all to suffer. Being blamed for something I didn't do hurts." she said softly. Chris sighed, a frown on his face.
"Hey Lucky Girl, I'm sorry okay? I thought with your Pranking talent, it had been you. But I jumped the gun so, so it's my mistake. I'm ready to own up to it, so you can do whatever you want to me for a day." he said, causing her to grin, eyes lighting up a bit.
"Okay...I know just what to do. You owe me for the rest of your life!"
"Huh? Whoa whoa whoa...I agreed to one day, not my whole life."
"No you silly goose! I wasn't done...for the rest of your life you owe me five slaps. You won't know when I'll slap you, how hard I'll slap you, or why I'll slap you. But I will slap you five times...so be careful around me." she said, an ominous look on her face. Chris swallowed hard.
"I need an adult."
"I'm an adult." Celestia said cheerfully.
"Shut up, you're only 8 years old!" the Lepidopterologist cried back, returning to his meal.
"Good evening, how is everything over here?" Kirumi asked, approaching their table with a platter of drinks.
"We're fine, but Jonathan couldn't eat anything. He's allergic to cauliflower." Kaede said.
"Oh my...you should have told me, I would have prepared something for you on the side." the Maid said, causing the boy to shake his head.
"No no...I'm perfectly okay Kirumi. I can make something for myself, you work so hard for all of us. Even with Jules helping you, you got a lot of things to take care of. I'm perfectly fine with eating something out of a can for a day." he said, a sheepish look on his face.
"This will not do, I will prepare something for you post haste, anything you want." she said.
"Oh...anything? She's serious Jon, you should take up her offer. I can tell you from experience, her Sirloin Steak is amazing." Veruca said.
"That sounds so good right now...too bad I gotta watch my weight." Tsubaki said with a frown, glancing at her salad.
"Pfft...why? No matter how much salad you eat you'll never be able to fit in a size four dress." Kaikane said absentmindedly, taking a sip from his soda. Tsubaki stood up from her seat, grabbing a hold of her metal tray. She held it up above her head, slamming it down on Kaikane's noggin. The boy's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fell to the floor, completely unconscious.
"Jesus Christ! Did you just kill him?" Kaito cried out.
"Tch...he wishes! Trust me, he has a metal plate on the top of his head, the idiot got hit with a coconut when he was 12. It'll take a lot more than that to kill him." the Figure Skater replied, looking at the dented tray.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Mei-Ling said, finishing her rice. Jonathan shuddered, glancing at Kirumi.
"Um...maybe something simple? I don't want to take your time or anything." he said.
"As I said, it is no issue for me...hmm...perhaps lasagna will do."
"Oh that sounds amazing...but that will take forever to make." the songwriter said.
"Nonsense...I prepared some last night, and was saving it for tomorrow's dinner. You'll get to try it before anyone else, as an apology for making something with cauliflower. Please excuse me." Kirumi said with a bow, heading back to the kitchen.
"She's gonna make a good wife one day!" Kaede said.
"Yours?" Lucy asked.
"Eh...I don't...I!"
"I'm just playing!" the MMO Player said, blowing a raspberry at the pianist.
"Nyeh...does anyone else feel hot?" Himiko said suddenly, fanning herself with her hand. Tenko pulled her sleeve up, placing her forearm on the girl's forehead.
"Hmm...no fever...does your tummy hurt? Are you dizzy?" she asked.
"No...I don't feel hot in my head...I feel hot...somewhere else." she said, her cheeks flushing pink.
"Oh my, now that you mention it I do feel quite hot in my nether regions." Celestia said, glancing down at her lap. She put her hands over it, forcing a smile onto her face. Chris smirked, slurping up the last of his noodles.
"You getting hot and bothered Esti?" he asked.
"If you wish to keep your penis, then you should shut your mouth." Celestia said, giving the boy a grin, making him shudder.
"Oh god, my dick feels like corn."
"Like corn?" Jonathan asked, confusion on his face.
"Carla sweetie, you don't have a dick." Veruca said softly.
"Pfft...says you." the prankster said with a wink.
"I don't eat them because their shaped like dinosaurs! I eat them because their FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!" Nick shouted angrily, causing everyone in the room to look in his direction.
"Figlio di puttana! Did anyone ever teach you not to scream indoors?" Kamron cried out, his accented voice being carried across the room. Nick turned around, a look of anger on his face.
"Oh? You wanna go you prick? I'll fuck you up!"
"Boys please, behave yourselves!" Alice said firmly.
"Shut up bitch, you talk again and I'll beat the shit outta you!" Nick cried back. Alice growled, standing up from her seat, hiking up her dress as she walked around the table.
"What was that Mr. Gardner? I'm sorry but I believe you want to die today, is that what you want? Because I'll be sure to send you to the guillotine faster than you can spell the word Rabbit! Off with your Head!"
"What in the name of Jesus is happening in my mess hall? Have you cock choking child molesters lost your minds? Who do I have to fist fuck to get some goddamn order in this place?" Lee shouted.
"Your mom!" Harrison cried out.
"Ah...well if it isn't Private Joker...looking to get my boot up your ass huh? Well I'll have you know, I'm hyped up on seven tons of fuck thunder, and I will stamp my name across your supple ass cheeks!"
"Whoa man...that sounded pretty gay." Chris said, trying to hold back his laughter.
"Arrg...stop the yelling! Me head is going to explode!" Gabriella cried, clutching her head tightly.
"What the hell is happening here? Why is everyone acting like this?" Jonathan thought to himself, looking around the room. He felt something touch his arm, and looked down, meeting eyes with Mei-Ling, who had a flush on her cheeks. She was panting a bit, suckling on her lower lip.
"Jon...I need your help...my body feels so hot...please...I want you to make me yours."
"WHAT?" Veruca shouted, standing up from her seat. Mei-Ling's eyes snapped toward the Nut Specialist, standing up from her own seat.
"Yeah? I wanna fuck him, you gonna do something you skinny white bitch?" she cried. Veruca let out a war cry, jumping over the table, tackling the Folklore Researcher to the ground, hands wrapped around her throat. Jonathan shot to his feet, grabbing a hold of Veruca, pulling her off the short brunette.
"ENOUGH!" he shouted, causing everyone to stop. He panted a bit, pushing Veruca back a few feet.
"I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but you all gotta stop acting like fucking dogs in heat. I don't give a shit who started what but it fucking ends now! Is that understood?"
"What did you say nigga?" Nick said firmly.
"Racist much?"
"Fuck off Queenie, I'm tan I can legally say it." he said, shooting a glare to Chloe who was just watching everything go down.
"Please...we must remain unified. I don't understand what is going on, but perhaps we should all just remain calm." Kiibo said, trying to be the voice of reason.
Ding Dong Ding Dong
"Ahem...this is a school wide announcement. Move your asses into the gym, I wasn't expecting this to kick in so fast. Come on, chop chop." Monokuma said, ending the broadcast right after. Jonathan sighed, holding his hand out to Mei-Ling who was still on the floor. The girl grabbed a hold of it, pulling herself up.
"I'm sorry Veruca...I didn't mean what I said. I don't know what came over me."
"It's fine...I don't know what's wrong with me either." the Nut Specialist said. Everyone started filing out of the cafeteria, heading toward the gymnasium. It didn't take long for the students and faculty to gather in the gym, with Monokuma standing at the podium.
"So...how are we all doing? Feel like breaking some heads?" the bear said happily.
"Cut the shit bear, what the hell do you want?" Chris snapped angrily, glaring at the monochrome bear.
"Aw come on dude, you already know what I want out of you. I want some beautiful despair! Homicide is usually the best way to get on my good side, but you all were taking your time so...I decided to implement a new motive."
"Motive?" Cara asked, hugging her husband tightly. He wrapped his arm around her, glaring at the bear.
"That's right Sweetums! This new motive is something I like to call, the Viagra Motive!" he said cheerfully.
"The what?" Tsubaki asked.
"Viagra...isn't that the name of those boner pills men over 50 take?" Jill asked curiously.
"Yeah yeah! If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately." Carla cried out.
"You know I heard they stick a huge needle in your dick and drain of its blood. Heard it hurts like shit too." Kokichi said, making some of the guys cringe.
"Pfft...that ain't shit, you've clearly never broken your dick before." Rantaro said, arms crossed a look of amusement on his face.
"I don't even wanna know." Kaede added. Monokuma growled angrily.
"Hey! Stop robbing the limelight dammit! As I was saying, this motive is quite simple in name. But in practice...well it takes a lot to get it to work. You see, I added a little ingredient to your dinner, I like to call it Formula X, but it's technically called Viagra 3.0."
"3.0?" Jonathan asked curiously.
"That's right! The original Viagra was actually developed as a heart medication. When tested on women, it improved heart function and blood flow. When used on men however...well it gave them a raging boner, it was so nice and stiff that they could fuck for hours with it. It became a coveted medicine for those with erectile dysfunction. Not to mention quite saught out in Prison. Yuk yuk yuk!" Monokuma said, hopping down from the podium.
"What exactly makes it 3.0 though?" Miu asked curiously.
"Is it made with corn?" Carla added.
"What the hell is your fascination with corn today?" Jonathan asked, earning a shrug from the girl.
"I dunno...but I can do things with a husk of corn that you wouldn't even be able to imagine."
"I honestly don't wanna know what that is." the songwriter thought, shuddering a bit. Celestia cleared her throat, regaining a hold of the conversation.
"Okay...and what exactly does that pill have to do with our present motive?" Celestia asked.
"It's simple really. The ingredient which you all consumed, Formula X, is a specially made aphrodisiac. It's a sexual stimulant hyped up to the 100thpower. It's so strong, that you'll be able to screw five different people and still be raging for more. The effects of it last for 5 days, and don't worry it's completely harmless...on Monkeys at least."
"You fed us a sexual stimulant?" Veruca cried.
"Why would you even do that? What's the point of making us horny?" Miu asked, arms crossed.
"As I was saying, the stimulant does more than you think. Every small sensation will give you quite a lot of pleasure. Even holding hands will make you want to seal the deal. The aphrodisiac aspect hypes your feelings, twists your emotions around, makes you imagine things. However that alone wasn't the entire motive, that is but the first aspect. All of you have the will to resist your sexual urges, which is why I locked all of the doors in the academy. For the next week, you will not be allowed to return to your dorms!"
"Pfft...as if that's going to be a bother. We'll just wait until the Formula wears off." Kaito said, a smirk on his face. Monokuma frowned, scratching his head.
"Ah...right...I thought of that too." he said, pulling out a remote. Everyone screamed, thinking it was the detonator for the bombs in their necks. Monokuma laughed, pressing the button, causing several bangles to fly out from under the stage. Each of them latched onto the students and faculty, three needles piercing their skin. Jonathan clutched his wrist hard, almost falling to the ground in pain. The bangle he now wore was black and white, and had a small screen on it, which was flashing red.
"What the hell are you doing to us?" Maki snapped angrily, a darkened look on her face.
"Yes, I find this motive to be quite different. Normally someone with hostages would start bartering for money. What is your end game?" Ryoma asked.
"I already told you...it's not for the money! It's for the despair! Now that you are all full of pants shitting terror, in ten minutes these babies will go online. Since you all consumed that Formula, this bracelet will add the aphrodisiac to your blood every single hour, making the effects gain strength. Every single ministration given to you by anyone will turn you into a ball of crumbling cookies. Even a tap on the shoulder will make you squirt!" he said, rubbing his paws up and down his body.
"You sick fuck!" Chris cried out.
"Nee-hee-hee! This is fun, what else are you going to make us do, Papa Kuma?" Kokichi asked, much to the annoyance of the others.
"Well since you asked so nicely, the object of this motive is to not have sex! That's right, all of you are trapped in this school, with each other, getting pumped full of sexual stimulants, pop all the boners you want. If you even think about getting it in, these bracelets will blow your hands off. Go ahead, feel free to rub yourselves together, kiss all you want, get naked all I care. I catch any of you masturbating or hell straight up fucking, and you are dead. Each bracelet is equipped with a Jerk Off detector, if it feels the correct motion, it blows up! Before you even say, we'll use our opposite hand, trust me I know which hands you all use, which is why you have your bangles on those hands. Finally, to encourage you all to do it, I'm pumping pheromones through the filtration system. That's why all of you have so much pent up anger now."
"Why are you doing this? Don't you know this could seriously leave lasting effects on all of us?" Alice cried out, concern written in her voice.
"Like I said before, you'll all be safe, this is 100 percent tested. I have first hand reports of Class 77B of Hope's Peak Academy using this before. They didn't shag like bunnies though, which was a shame." Monokuma said.
"Who are you? Why are you bringing up Hope's Peak Academy now of all times?" Anaji snapped angrily. This was the first time in a week he had actually spoken. His odd sounding voice was filled with anger and hatred, most likely from what he had done before.
"Hmm? Why bring up Hope's Peak? Why not? I mean...they're the reason you are all here. If Hope's Peak Academy hadn't been built, you beautiful cinnamon rolls wouldn't be here would you? Did you know I'm a graduate?" Monokuma asked.
"A graduate? You mean you're an Ultimate like us?" Jonathan asked firmly.
"Pfft...no, I'm Monokuma! I hosted the killing game over there, so technically I'm a graduate of the academy! Regardless, I haven't finished with the motive. Ahem...as you know, you are all beginning to digest that Formula X, the bracelets will kick in and deliver a dose every hour so you guys are nice and hazy. And to make you extra horny, pheromones are being pumped through the air supply. Ground rules, no masturbation of any kind, same with sexual intercourse. Feel free to feel each other up and kiss all you want, I don't care for softcore. Might be your only chance to see some titties now that I think of it."
"So...no penetration of any kind?" Celestia asked.
"Mhmm...that's correct sweetheart, no jacking, vaginal or anal...though knowing you, you'll probably get creative." the bear said absentmindedly. Celestia adopted a pensive look, not saying anything right after. Dan cleared his throat, grabbing the monochrome bear's attention.
"I'm assuming all of this will end when someone gets killed correct?" Dan asked firmly, a look of anger on his face.
"You guessed right buddy. Your bracelets are programmed with the antidote, the black side is filled with 45 doses of aphrodisiac, and the white side is filled with a single dose of the antidote. I had to make sure you had enough to last. They also have a bomb so if you rub one out, the motion will activate it and blow your hand off. That's a little warning though, you got four limbs after all. You want that sweet release, then you gotta play the murder game. Oh and if I catch ya screwing the body, I'll personally give you a reward. Have a good week kids, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the bear cried, waddling away just as fast as he had arrived. Seconds later, several beeps filled the gymnasium, their bracelets had gone active.
"So...anyone feeling the burn yet?" Chris asked, glancing around the room. Carla turned to face him, slapping him across the face with all of her strength, sending him tumbling to the floor.
"You're down to 4, don't make me waste them." she snapped angrily. Jonathan sighed, rubbing his eyes.
"Great...we're all hyped up on aphrodisiacs and sexual stimulants, there are pheromones pumping through the air system, oh and we're all getting doses every hour...great...hey wait...I didn't eat the food. I didn't consume the stimulant. Ah...but the aphrodisiac...what the hell does that do again?" he thought to himself.
"Okay...since we're all pretty much affected by this...I propose an idea. The men will stay in the gym while the women take the cafeteria. We will remain segregated for the entirety of this challenge. We will get through this, nothing is going to stop us." Dan said firmly.
"Challenge?Challenge?This is not a fucking challenge, this is a motive to kill numb nuts! I will not stand here hyped up on drugs, and let you call this fucking motive a challenge! So do me a favor and fuck off!"
"Veruca! This is not fucking helping, I get it okay? Your hormones are probably sky rocketing right now, but yelling at each other isn't going to solve anything. And you...separation is the last thing we want. We need to be in small groups, stop each other from attempting anything. Remember what the bear said, anyone tries to even get a finger in and you die. I'm not going to let anyone else lose their damn heads." Jonathan snapped, anger flowing through him.
"I agree...I say we all think about the end game...we can't just do what the bear wants, not anymore." Chris said firmly.
"Are you trying to look up Celestia's skirt?" Mei-Ling asked, earning a troll grin from the boy. The Physicist turned to face the boy, placing her foot right over his genitals, grinding it slightly. He let out a scream of pain, grabbing her foot.
"Take it off, now!"
"I'm sorry sweetheart, but I think perverts should be punished. Do you know how Viagra works? It only works if you are stimulated. It doesn't matter if there are aphrodisiacs in our bloodstream. If we don't think about sex, we will not be affected."
"How do you know that?" Lee cried out, anger flowing through him. The young woman turned to him, a smile on her face.
"I'm a scientist dear, I know a lot about various things. I may not be a pharmacist, but I do know my way around medicine. We need anaphrodisiacs, which naturally counter them. Booze and tobacco will do." she said.
"Well good luck with that, Dan got rid of most of the fuckin booze, including the rum. You've doomed us all asshole, somehow you are involved aren't you?" Gabriella asked, having dropped her pirate talk entirely.
"Alcohol is bad for people, none of you are over the legal drinking age." he said firmly.
"I don't give a shit, if you have the booze then give it to us. If not I will hold you down and break your nuts until nothing but a bloody pulp is left!" Veruca shouted. She panted a bit, face completely red with fury.
"Even if I wanted to bring the rum back, it's all in my dorm...which I can't access." the Dance instructor said, a frown on his face.
"Guys...I think we should all just calm down. Let's just...split up okay? I think Jonathan's idea of splitting into groups is good. One group will take the Theater, two groups can take the cafeteria, same with the A/V Room and the Plaza. We'll all bathe at the same time in the Bath House, girls stick to their side and boys to theirs. If we stick together, we will get out of this. We must be strategic about this, the less we think about sex, the less this will affect us. All we have to do is last for 6 days...that's it." Calem said calmly.
"Wow...how the hell is he still so calm and collected? Honestly, he and Celestia are amazing. Being able to keep their emotions in check like that is pretty cool." Jonathan said, admiring the two.
"Don't worry, I managed to hide several bottles of alcohol in the kitchen. I'll pass some out but we have to keep it rationed. If you want I can work the counter and serve drinks, hell knows I need one." Jill said, turning toward the exit.
"This is gonna be so hard, she has the nicest ass here." Chris said, gritting his teeth hard.
"If you show weakness now, then you definitely won't make it. I consider you a friend Chris, I wish for your head to remain on your shoulders." Celestia said, giving him a smile. The flush on his face increased, and he could feel his lower region becoming hard.
"6 days without drilling Esti...it's gonna be hard as fuck...hehe hard." Chris thought, a dribble of blood dripping from his nose. Celestia sighed, turning away from the boy, calmly making her exit. Jonathan followed after her, knowing it was going to be one hell of a mind game.
xxx(Four Hours Later: Jonathan's POV)xxx
Ding Ding Dong Ding Dong
"Ahem...Good Evening Students of Morning Hope Academy. It is now officially nighttime. Normally the cafeteria would be closed and the water would be shut off. But considering this is your dwelling for the next week, I'll leave everything open and accessible. Go on, eat anything you want, might I recommend the stew? Have a good night, and if you even think about fapping, someone will have to clean your brains off the walls. See you tomorrow!"
I grit my teeth as I glanced up at the monitor in the Plaza. Our group had all but taken control of the plaza, hanging out in the small lounge near the cafeteria entrance. The first hour hadn't been so bad, aside from Veruca having angry outbursts and Mei-Ling reaching under my shirt. The aphrodisiac being pumped through my blood really made me sensitive, but I didn't feel a single ounce of sexual tension. Not like my friends at least. Chris had sat down on the floor, eyes closed as he sat in a corner. He had said to himself "If I don't see booty, I'll be safe". Of course that was going to be hard since one needs their eyes to move around. Lucy had been fine for the first three hours, but she had fallen asleep on the couch and had been having wet dreams. Her hands had to be tied up so she didn't touch herself in her sleep.
Carla had been doing rather well, at least until she took her shirt off. She had refused to put in on after that and was squeezing her boobs every few minutes. She kept making weird animal noises, that I honestly didn't know how to explain. She kept giving me pervy looks, liking her lips seductively. Not gonna lie...that was one of the hardest moments in the first three hours. Especially after she started slipping her finger in her mouth, and suckling on it, obviously suggesting something.
Side Note: Try to avoid corn for the next week, I believe she may have tampered with our supply.
Tenko had decided to take Himiko with her to the gym. She said that practicing Aikido would make her focus on something else. She was actually rather fine, as she was channeling her frustrations into something productive. It was Himiko that was having trouble, but she had decided to focus on her magic, saying she would write down chants for all of us to say in case we were in danger. No results yet. The ones who seemed completely in control were the Aulani Twins. They had been acting normal, trading stories back and forth and playing Pokemon of all things. Tsubaki had brought her purse with her and she had her and her brother's Gameboy SP's with them. They had apparently been running through Ruby and Sapphire, trying to see who would beat it the fastest. I heard Kaikane shouting earlier because he had lost to Flannery. His anger seems to be spiking, testosterone must be building up. I feel you bro, Camerupt with Attract is Bullshit...wait until you get to Norman and his Slaking tho...hehehehe.
Celestia was calm and relaxed, having resorted to drinking brandy. She had been reading her physics book, jotting something down. Apparently, she and Miu had been talking about something. The Ultimate Inventor and the Ultimate Physicist would combine their talents to create something. However without the necessary tools, whatever their project was, wouldn't be completed for awhile. As for me, I had resorted to my old nemesis, Jet Pack Blues. I had made an off comment about needing a carton of smokes for the next five days, and Monokuma delivered one. No one wanted to smoke, but it was honestly keeping me relaxed. At this point, risking my life with Lung Cancer was a better choice then getting my head blown up. Even as I sit here, typing this up on my laptop, I look around and see everyone falling asleep. Some are just fine, others are clearly angry. I saw Lee going into the locker room earlier, several bangs filling the hall. Its safe to say I know what he was doing in there.
"Mei...stop touching me." I said, pausing my typing when I felt the Folklore Researcher rubbing her hand under my shirt.
"Sorry...I can't help it. It hurts so much Jon...you have to help me." she said softly, giving me a pleading look. I growled, looking away.
"Stay strong Mei-Ling, the moment we give in his the moment Monokuma wins. Just try to sleep, Veruca and Carla fell asleep earlier, and looks like the twins turned in as well." I said, glancing at Tsubaki and Kai. The boy was testing his head on her lap, with his sister resting her hand on his head, both sleeping contently.
"Xiexie, Jon...you're a real sweet guy." she said, pressing her lips against my cheek. She settled into my side, closing her eyes. I frowned, glancing back at my laptop. I clicked save and close it, reaching into my pocket for my cigarettes, pulling a stick out and lighting it, taking a long drag from it, exhaling it through my nose.
"Shit."
"Are you alright dear?" Celestia asked, glancing up from her book. She had a look of discomfort on her face, as she tried to keep her legs crossed. I gave her a nod.
"I'm having it a bit easier than everyone else...I guess my allergies saved me. I don't know where Kaede is, but she must have secluded herself. I hope she isn't doing anything stupid."
"I agree...I would check on her, but I've got no idea where she is. I do have one idea though...that may give us a bit of relief." she said. Hearing this, I perked up a bit, sitting up slightly.
"Hmm...what are you talking about?" I asked, clearly confused. She reached for a sheet of paper, writing something down and placing it inside her book. She held it out to me, which I grabbed. Her gaze was up on the camera.
"I hope you agree...it may be a little odd but it might be beneficial for us all." she said, downing the last of her brandy. I open the cover of the book, holding it up so the camera couldn't see.
"The Sauna has no cameras due to the steam. We could relieve ourselves in there."
"I never thought of that." I said, looking up at her, a small smirk on her face.
"It just hit me you know? Moisture would ruin various devices, including the ones used to keep an eye on us."
"Yeah...but don't you think the "Big Man" would start getting smart? We can't go in there as a group." I mutter softly. She gave me a small playful grin.
"You mean to tell me you've never once considered an orgy?"
"Estia!" I cry. I could feel my cheeks heating up as I try not to think about such an act.
"Apologies dear...it's hard not letting my thoughts run rampant. We've known each other for less than a few days, and you are quite the stud."
"Pfft...that's a funny joke." I replied, taking a drag from my cigarette, making sure the ashes don't fall on Mei-Ling.
"I'm being serious, already three girls have shown affection toward you. The Nut Princess tackled the Little Dragon for a piece of you, and Lucky Girl couldn't stop licking her lips. Jonathan, I'm not sure I understand why you down talk yourself."
"You wanna know why? It's because I feel inadequate...I didn't come to Morning Hope Academy to get laid. I just came here because they wanted me here. Honestly, I don't care about the fame or the money. I just like writing songs...I was always ignored as a kid...even by my parents. They always said it was for work...I was alone more often then not. I had a babysitter when I was younger...even she stopped showing up. She would be there when my parents left, she would leave for a week and be back before they were back, just to get paid." I replied, looking away from her. I honestly wasn't sure why I was even saying this, I guess my muddled mind just needed some sort of release.
"So...you feel unwanted?" Celestia asked, leaning back in her chair. She grabbed a hold of her brandy, taking a drink from the bottle, not bothering to pour it into a cup. I take another drag, the burning in my lungs waking me up a bit.
"Yeah...I guess I do. I love my parents...don't get me wrong, but I wanted them to be in life a little more. I love that my mom advocates for women's rights, and wants to be a Senator. That's a badass dream. I enjoy hearing my dad's FBI War stories, and hearing about all the fucked up things he's had to deal with. But that's just who they are. Senator Rachel Hyles and FBI Agent James Hyles...that's who they are. I just...wanted Mom and Dad."
"I see...Jonathan, you don't realize this, but you have a lot of people that care about you. Even if they don't realize it at this moment. They're most likely shy or confused, because we don't know each other yet. Give it some time, I assure you...you'll have quite a throng of ladies vying for your affection." Celestia said, a smile on her face.
"Would you be one of those?" I asked coyly, causing her to giggle.
"You are quite bold when you want to be. Alas I doubt you could handle even I...there are things that you have yet to learn about me. You might hate me when you find out."
"Oh? Spill the beans then...I told you a bit of myself...it's only fair right?" I said, causing her demeanor to change.
"Might I have my book back? I'd like to write something else." she said. I nodded, handing her the physics book back. She jotted something else down, this time rather hasty. She closed it and handed it back to me, which I immediately opened, eyes widening a bit.
"According to the rules of this game state that no sexual intercourse is allowed. That includes vaginal and anal sex, along with jerking off. It says nothing about fellatio. Not to mention, Monokuma said "If I catch you." meaning as long as we aren't caught we can do whatever we want."
"What the...Celestia...are you?"
"Is something the matter Jon? I was just pointing out something...a little bit of a loophole if you will." she said, giving him a wink.
"Oh my god...I think Celestia is suggesting something...it's so wrong but fuck. If it helps our friends it might actually put an end to this. As long as no one has actual sex, we might be able to make it through this. The rules never said anything about circle jerking either...ew...but that's weird."
"Not if you ask a girl to do it. You can't jerk off, it said nothing about someone else doing it for you."
"No I can't...Bros over Hoes."
"Pussy...you are weak...here's a hottie wanting to blow you and your worrying about the rules. There's a loophole dude, a loop hole!"
"Shut up conscience, I don't need your help!" I shouted in my mind.
"Hey, no need to yell at your conscience. Your conscience is just do its job."
"Yes, but when you are hyped up on sexual stimulants, you are not doing your job. The little head is thinking, not the big head. I'm afraid you aren't getting one out of me mister. I am a lefty and I am not going to lose my hand, its too much of a risk."
"Fuckin virgin, you'll never get your V-card punched if you keep that up. Heads up, Mei-Ling is rubbing her nose on our junk."
I look down, noticing the Folklore Researcher had a catty grin on her face. Perhaps using a pillow to block my erection was a bad idea, especially since she's using my lap as a pillow. I carefully slide my hand underneath the pillow, holding it as I slowly slip out, allowing her to claim the couch for herself. Veruca stirred slightly, her hand traveling to her skirt, only for me to grab a hold of it, shoving it between the cushions.
"Ugh...I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight." I mutter, putting out my cigarette in a bottle of Gatorade, that had a bit of water left in it.
"Trust me...it's becoming a bit more difficult. It's midnight, 5 hours have already passed, we have 5 days and 12 hours left." Celestia said, causing me to look up at her. She had uncrossed her legs, finding the position to be a bit more comfortable. I was going to reply to what she had said, but my eyes had fallen somewhere else. She looked down, her eyes widening a bit.
"Oh my!"
"Um...Estia...are you..."
"May we keep this between us? Please?" she pleaded, a scared and worried look on her face. I just nodded.
"Sure...I find that kinda hot actually." I said absentmindedly. Her eyes widened a bit, a small flush appearing on her face.
"You do?"
"Hey...open mind right?"
"Christ...these thoughts are gonna send me to hell."
"You took my words to heart...my, what a surprise. You may have a chance with me after all." she said, giving me a smile. Though I should be weirded out, I found myself smiling back.
"Yup...been writing a few songs you know...though I'm scared to write any right now."
"Why is that?" she asked.
"I just wrote a parody of Jingle Bell Rock, would you like to hear it?" I asked, not thinking about it. With a nod, she agreed. I cleared my throat, humming the beat in my mind.
"Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock,
It's the first time for you, so here's what you do
Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care
Don't go ripping out my pubic hair,
Reach for my
Grab for my
Pull out my cock
You can do it with ease, just get on your knees
Start licking, and slurping, my dick will get firm
Soon you'll be tasting sperm."
"Oh my...sex on the brain dear?" Celestia asked, holding back her giggles.
"Shut up! I'm sure you know how that feels!"
"I picked the wrong time to wake up." Veruca said softly, rubbing her eyes with the back of her hand. She looked at it, shaking it a bit.
"Why is my hand asleep?"
"Jonathan...perhaps you should show Veruca here what we were discussing earlier." the Physicist said, gesturing to the book.
"No...no no no...I think we should keep that to ourselves."
"What? What are you talking about?" the Nut Specialist asked, not fully awake. She reached for my pack of cigarettes, pulling one out, lighting the end with my zippo.
"Me and Jon were discussing a loophole to our current motive...I'm more than certain you'll agree with my findings." she said, interlocking her hands under her chin. Veruca sighed angrily, smoke flying from her mouth as she grabbed the physics book from my lap, ignoring the fact my dick was pulsing hard. She opened the book, glancing at the paper tucked within, her jaw dropping.
"U fockin wot mate?"
"Just a little observation dear...perhaps you could help our friend?" she said, gesturing to me.
"Oh my god...Celestia is trying to hook me up. But I can't...Veruca is my friend and I'm not going to do that with her. This motive is screwing without minds...I can't."
"No...I already said no Celestia. Sorry, but I'm toughing this one out...the moment we give in is the moment we lose. I think I should go find somewhere to sleep for the night. I think the Men's room is empty, I'll lock myself in a stall and sleep this shit off." I said, grabbing my laptop and backpack. I slung it over my shoulder, awkwardly shuffling it away.
The Men's Room was just as I had left it four hours earlier, perfectly clean, safe for several balls of paper on the floor. There was a peculiar scent wafting through the air, and it didn't take me long to figure out what it was. Someone else had figured out the motive's loophole and had taken advantage of it. I sighed, turning on the tap water, splashing some on my face. I cupped my hands, drinking a bit of it before looking at my reflection in the mirror.
"Okay Jonny, this is it...you can do this. You defeated No Nut November last year like a boss. You didn't blow your load for a month, five days is nothing."
"But I was alone for the entire month. No female stimulus, no pheromones pumping through the air...I'm weak."
"No you fucking aren't. Come on...you got this shit, 5 days 12 hours...keep that number in your head boy. You got this shit...once you get through this, you can go ahead and bust the biggest nut in the world. Maybe if your lucky, into Veruca's tight ass."
"No...no kinky thoughts."
"Fine, all over Carla's tits? Maybe you want Mei-Ling hopping on your waist? How about Celestia? You find her totally fucking kinky don't you. Maybe all four of them at the same time?"
My hand sprung out, punching the mirror in front of me. A loud shattering noise filled the room as the mirror fell to the ground. I didn't even know I was that strong. I took a step back, looking at the broken remains of the mirror, miraculously, my hand was completely unharmed. I took a deep breath, panting a bit...I guess my anger got the best of me. I shook my head, slowly falling to the ground, clutching my head.
"Goddamn it all...this is shit!" I growl, slamming my fist against the ground. I stopped, realizing I was using a hammer fist. If I had kept doing that, my hand could have been blown off. I shakily reach for my bag, pulling out my cigarettes, about to smoke my fourth one in a period of a half hour.
"Jo-Jo? Are you okay in there?"
"Carla? No...I'm fine, just stay outside okay?" I called back out. The door opened a second later, my eyes falling on the shirtless Lucky Student, her light pink bra visible in the light. I couldn't help but stare, I memorized every single detail, every frill, every rose, every single lace. I look away, feeling my throat and jeans tightening.
"Carla seriously...I'm not in my right mind right now...I don't want to die." I said firmly.
"Oh you...I know how to deactivate that silly wrist band." she said.
"Huh?" I asked, clearly taken aback. I watch as she shoved her hand in her pocket, pulling out a magnet. Not just any magnet, but a pair of Hard Drive magnets. She took a hold of my wrist and placed both magnets on the screen of the bangle, a small fizzling sound filling my ears.
"See? It wasn't that hard."
"You...you let me fucking suffer while you had two goddamn magnets? Why haven't you taken it off?" I growled angrily.
"You silly goose! If I try to take it off then Monokuma will detonate the bomb in it. The only thing this disables is the motherboard that controls the motion detection thing." she said absentmindedly.
"How do you know that?"
"Remember when I went to the bathroom while we were all in the theater? Yeah, I went to the A/V Room, pulled these suckers out then went to the ladies room, I just let Lady Luck take over." she said, a catty grin on her face. I just stood there, disbelief written on my face.
"You...relied on your luck to settle this?" I asked. She nodded, her head bobbling, pigtails shaking.
"I tend to let Lady Luck do a lot for me, I've been relying on her a lot since I was 2 years old! I guess that's why I'm here huh?" she asked. I felt another dose of the aphrodisiac get injected into my skin. It was a soft pump, almost like getting a flu shot, something I had gotten used two in the last couple hours. I noticed the lock on the bathroom door was engaged, I grit my teeth.
"No...I can't...I gotta get out of here...I gotta get out of here now."
My hands wrapped around Carla's waist, pushing her back toward the counter top. Her eyes widened a bit in surprise, but she did nothing to stop me. She jumped up onto the counter, undoing the button on her shorts, she pulled them down in a fluid motion, with me doing the same for my belt.
"I gotta get outta here, I can't do this."
"You know how they say don't stick your dick in crazy?" Carla asked.
"Yeah...I know that they say that...why are you saying that?" I asked, clearly confused. She grabbed a hold of my head, her lips hovering near my ears.
"I'm gonna rock your world. They don't call me "Pole Greaser" for nothing." she replied, her voice sounding husky. I felt her hand on my manhood, I didn't even feel it until I was already hilted inside her.
"I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out of here."
"Oh fuck...this feels better than I thought. Don't worry, I brought a husk of corn with me." The Lucky Student said, pulling her bra off her chest, tossing it to the floor. I reached for my neckerchief, pulling it off from my neck, sticking it in Carla's mouth, her voice being muffled. The next four hours were nothing short of heaven...
End of Chapter 1 Act 6
Surviving Students: 37
Surviving Faculty Members: 3
xxx(Cast)xxx
Class 24 of Morning Hope Academy + Faculty
Fa Mei-Ling
Jonathan Hyles
Anaji Hora
Lucy Cadwell
Setsuko Inoue
Victoria Louis
Tsubaki Aulani
Kaikane Aulani
Veruca LeGume
Nicholas Ladd Gardner
Cara Ladd Gardner
Anastasia Katrina Klevorick
Carla Williamson
Harrison Evans
Kamron Luca Di Carita
Alice Lois Caroll
Julianne Natalie Ray
Kevin Hicks (Deceased)
Gabriella Vertran
Dan Arche
Lee Harvey Emerson
Calem Kurogane
Christopher Patrick Bacon
Chloe Raincomprix
Sofia Nilsson
Celestia Ludenberg
Class 79 of Hope's Peak Academy
Kirumi Tojo
Kaede Akamatsu
Shuichi Saihara (Deceased)
Kaito Momota
Miu Iruma
Rantaro Amami
Korekiyo Shinguji
Himiko Yumeno
Tenko Chabashira
Kokichi Ouma
Gonta Gokuhara (Deceased)
Kiibo
Maki Harukawa
Ryoma Hoshi
Tsumugi Shirogane
Angie Yonaga
A/N: And the award for weakest Motherfucker in this game goes to Jonathan Hyles. Dude lost No Nut November hard body...but hey, there are loopholes for a reason yeah?
Things are only going to get harder from here on out. Who's in bed with Dean Monokuma? How many others are gonna abuse the loop hole? Will I write a very very sexy 4 way lemon with Jonathan and or another male character? That's a no...no use in starting the shit show now...sorry, but No Nut November is the month of blue balls! Ah the despair...hehehehe
Regardless, this marks the beginning of the Viagra Motive. Who's going to kill? How much longer will it last? Who's going to be the next weakling on the team that abuses the Loophole? How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?None of this and more in the next chapter! Chapter 1 Act 7...Aphrodisiacs Part II...maybe you'll find out what Carla did to Jon with that Husk of Corn
I would like to remind you that you have a few days left to vote on the poll if you haven't voted. So far a few characters had gotten a single vote each. I'm pleased with the results, but a lot of characters also getting ignored. So I'd like to ask, who do you wanna see more of? Am I portraying them right? And if you want me to add something, then just shoot me a PM and I'll definitely do it. I assure you, the massacre will begin soon, so you might not see any of these characters ever again.
I know I said Mei-Ling would be the main character, and for the most part she is, but I'm leaning on Jon a lot too. Can't blame my sister though, she made a good character dammit. I finally convinced her to get herself a Pen name, even though she isn't on Fanfiction, she wants me to call her the Wicked Witch of the Caribbean, I don't know why but...hey that's more interesting than Dinkleberg...Dinkleberg.
Anyway...that's all the news I got for now...if you are curious, Day 4 of No Nut November was...quiet...too quiet...
Final thing...today marks the final day Rick Grimes will be in the Walking Dead. It's...bittersweet to be honest. I have grown with the Walking Dead, and just seeing the series without Rick...it's odd. I've watched every episode, every Sunday night since it premiered way back when...it's just...so weird. Rick has been through some shit, and I've been along for the ride. So as a send off, I dedicate this chapter to Rick Grimes...one badass motherfucker, who made me love Colt Pythons despite me hating Revolvers. I'll pour one out for ya buddy...see ya later...