"Give me all your f*ing money!!" The little girl on the television screamed as she threw the doll with as much force as she could to the other side of the room.
"Caillou, the cookies are done! Turn off the Television and come eat." His mom commanded.
Caillou turned his head and looked at the cookies from the couch. They seemed a bit... odd.
He got up from the couch and held one cookie in his hand. He inspected it. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary, it was just his mommy's signature chocolate chip cookies.
"Mommy, what did you put in these cookies?"
"Chocolate chips, flour, butter, eggs, salt, and sugar. Is there anything I'm missing?" Mommy looked worried.
Chocolate chips? Flour? Butter? Eggs? Salt? Sugar?
That was it! Mommy forgot to put the alcohol inside the cookies.
"Mommy, you forgot to put the moonshine in the cookies," Caillou said in a threading voice.
"Oh," Mommy opened the fridge. "I'll get it out now. You can just drink it with the cookies."
Caillou grabbed the moonshine in one hand and the cookie in the other. He sat down and inspected the cookie.
He saw the chocolate chips forming someone familiar. Could it be? The beautiful girl?
It was Peppa Pig.