The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

4. Name Change

January 10

CuddlyKinz is dead.

The name, not the actual cat.

I've decided to name her Siren. You know why?

Cause she has all the male cats around the neighborhood wrapped around her tiny little paw just by saying one meow.

I don't know if it's because of her voice or the male cats thinking she is very attractive.

Fluffy has nothing on her and never will.

His owner is Kankuro for pete's sake. The guy has no skills with the ladies.

Although, Siren can't beat Gaara and his legions of fan girls.

How does he do it? I have no clue.

Maybe it's his mysterious eyes or the fact he's Kazekage.

Maybe Kankuro can get some tips from him on being a real man.

Cause if you wear purple face paint and try to write in a girly diary, you have problems.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to find the therapist's number.

Signed by your number seeking author,

Temari