January 16

Today is January 16.

You know what that means.

Three days till Gaara's birthday.

I have no idea what to get him for his special day.

What could I get for someone who's the leader of one of the Five Great Shinobi Nations.

I've narrowed it down to three choices.

A new secretary that won't look at him lustfully at any time she gets when he passes by her desk.

A massage chair to help him to finally relax after a hard day filled with paperwork and council meetings.

Or a full time unlimited pass to hit Kankuro anytime he wants without a single reprimand from me.

I'm edging towards the third one.

I love to see Kankuro in pain, especially the pain inflicted by fellow family members.

Your birthday planning and pain loving author,

Temari