A/N: From now on, this story will only be influenced by Signed By Your Not So Loyal Author by The Kazekage of Suna and The Special Life of Kankuro by Kakashi the Moo Cow. Think of this story as the other stories' second cousin, just removed. Please enjoy! XD
January 19
Gaara's get together/birthday party was a success.
Except for one thing.
Baki got drunk during the party.
I don't know how.
He was running around the house screaming how all the girls were his bitches and that he rules over mankind.
Then he did the underwear scene from Tom Cruise's "Risky Business", wooden spoon and all.
While wearing Kankuro's teddy bear boxers, no less.
It could have been worse.
He could have done it while wearing Kankuro's Barney patterned briefs.
Scarring, isn't it.
If you excuse me, I need to make sure that Gaara isn't blind.
Your worried for her brother's eyesight author,
Temari