January 28

It is officially day five of Kankuro's blonde hair and creativity crusade.

To express himself even more, Kankuro has decided to take up painting.

He didn't want to start small with a one of those portraits of a fruit basket.

Quite the opposite actually.

He asked me and Gaara if he could hire a model for a nude portrait that he wanted to do.

Gaara and me instantly bitch slapped him across his face painted cheeks.

No way in hell were we allowing him to do that in our house.

Especially since we're all still underage.

He's better off reading porn magazines.

I can't believe I just said that.

Your irritated author

Temari