February 11
I was totally blown away with a question today.
As I was walking home from the Kazekage Tower, I was approached by one of Gaara's crazy fan girls.
The girl asked me to rate Gaara's butt.
Seriously?
Rate Gaara's butt?
I'm his sister so I don't pay attention to Gaara's "assets."
Besides, Gaara's red coat and sand gourd blocks any potential view of his butt when he's not at work.
Plus, Gaara's Kazekage robes prevent any potential view of his butt when he's at work.
It's like he's actually hiding his butt from the world.
Is he afraid other guys will get butt envy or is he afraid that he'll get more fan girls if he shows it?
I'm going with scared of fan girls.
All will be revealed in time.
Great, that fan girl has got me thinking about my own brother's butt.
Why me?
Your annoyed author
Temari
P.S. I do not care about Gaara's butt. His butt is his business.