The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

22. Vandalized Teddy Bear

February 23

Today, I neglected to knock on the bathroom door and just waltzed right in.

I walked in to see Kankuro painting Gaara's teddy bear's toenails bright pink.

Kankuro instantly dropped the paint and begged me not to tell him.

I did nothing but walk out of the room backwards with a scarred expression on my face.

I walked like this until I reached the kitchen, where I found Gaara munching on a cookie.

He asked me why I looked as white as a bed sheet.

All I said was teddy bear and pink before Gaara put two and two together and ran upstairs to the bathroom.

Thiis was all I heard

"KANKURO!" *sand gushing* *puppeteer screaming profanities, obscenities and apologies* "GAARA PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!" *windows and wood breaking* "NEVER!"

I'm afraid to go upstairs.

Neither has come down here since then.

I'm currently hiding under the kitchen table as I write.

I would go see if everyone is alright, but like I wrote before, I'm afraid to go upstairs.

Your spineless author

Temari

P.S. I feel so bad for Gaara's teddy bear right now. It's the real victim here.