March 10
Today is a very special day in the house of the Sand Siblings' household.
Today is Chuck Norris' birthday.
I celebrate it by reading Chuck Norris jokes on the internet.
Kankuro celebrates it by watching "Walker Texas Ranger" marathons on TV.
Gaara celebrates it by watching every movie that Chuck Norris has appeared in.
Anyway, Baki said that Chuck Norris isn't all that.
Are you serious Baki?
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
He kicked a baby elephant into puberty.
He will roundhouse kick his own grandmother just to see the look on your face. Then, he'll roundhouse kick your grandmother just for fun.
Don't cross Chuck Norris.
Never cross Chuck Norris.
To tell you the truth, we probably would have won the war a lot quicker if we had Chuck Norris on our side.
In my opinion, if there was a battle between the tailed beasts and Chuck Norris, the tailed beasts would happily surrender.
Except Shukaku.
He's an idiot.
Your Chuck Norris loving author
Temari