March 23
The ongoing battle between Gaara and I is now under full swing.
Yesterday, Gaara found the cookies I took from his stash a few days ago under Kankuro's bed.
I didn't think he even had the guts to go into his room considering how weird Kankuro is.
Anyway, Gaara took his revenge on me by destroying a simple list of mine.
You'd think that destroying a simple list wouldn't affect me.
You'd think dead wrong.
You want to know why?
The list that Gaara destroyed was my list of all-time favorite Chuck Norris facts.
It took me weeks to compile that list and he destroyed it with a lighter in 10 seconds.
WHY THE HELL DOES HE EVEN HAVE A LIGHTER?!
I blame Kankuro.
Once you mess with my Chuck Norris facts, everything goes downhill.
I leave you with this journal.
Chuck Norris never played the game Trouble. It is named after him.
Think about it.
Your pissed author
Temari