The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

34. Got Glue?

March 24

Chris Norris fact of the day:

Chuck Norris wants to inform you: That's not milk you're drinking.

You want to know why I wrote that fact.

Simple, I'm using Chuck Norris facts to inspire my revenge ideas for Gaara.

And today's idea went successfully.

When Gaara got home after work today, he asked Kankuro to get him some cookies and a glass of milk.

Kankuro obliged and fetched Gaara's snack. When Kankuro gave Gaara his food, he instantly drank the milk first.

But that wasn't milk he was drinking.

It was liquid glue.

I bought a tub of glue and emptied out the stuff into an empty milk jug and Kankuro couldn't tell the difference.

Gaara's mouth was glued shut for the next five hours.

And he blames Kankuro for the mishap.

It also didn't help Kankuro's case that he was innocent since he then ate Gaara's cookies in front of him.

I'm so devious.

Thank you Chuck Norris.

Your happily mischievous author

Temari