March 25
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Forrest Gump was running from Chuck Norris.
Today's plan was quite simple.
I overheard Gaara tell Kankuro that he was going to take a walk in a nearby park.
He told him that the park was practically empty at this time of day and to tell no one where he was going.
He told Kankuro to not tell anyone where he was going, but he never told me.
You want to know what I did?
Simple: I called up every Gaara fan club in Suna and told them about a possible Kazekage sighting at the same park Gaara was going to walk in.
Let's just say when I walked out the house about an hour later all I saw were hordes of fan girls chasing Gaara down the street.
He was seriously running faster than Forrest Gump.
Good thing I caught the whole thing on video.
And Kankuro gets all the blame.
Your scheming author
Temari