The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

38. Chest Hair

March 29

Chuck Norris fact of the day:

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? Chuck Norris has more chest hair.

Kankuro came into the living room to tell me and Gaara that today he was officially becoming a man.

We asked him if he was going to give up the face paint.

He said no.

Instead, he took off his shirt and said he was growing hair.

All I saw was a bare chest and a bacon tattoo above his hip.

I didn't even want to know why he had the bacon tattoo.

Kankuro further showed us the two chest hairs growing in the middle of his chest.

Gaara plucked out one hair.

I plucked out the other.

Kankuro walked out the room complaining about unsupportive siblings soon after.

Kankuro, nice try.

Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked you in the nuts if you showed him that excuse of a manly chest.

Your chest hair plucking author

Temari