March 30
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris once cut a knife with a stick of butter.
Kankuro tried his hand at baking cupcakes today.
It ended miserably.
He ended up almost destroying the oven, dented the fridge, shredded the cookbook, and broke the wooden spoon I use to bake chocolate chip cookies for everyone.
He ended up baking the cupcakes and indeed, they did look perfect.
But me and Gaara did not even risk eating any of them.
You want to know why?
I thought I saw Kankuro put bleach in the cupcake mixture when he added the butter.
Gaara put a stop to the cupcake terror by throwing the cupcakes into the incinerator.
Yeah, I still have no idea how we even got an incinerator.
Kankuro was mad.
Me and Gaara were glad.
Your not eating poisonous cupcakes author,
Temari
P.S. : Yes, that was a Glad trash bag reference I just used before signing off.