April 1
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
The first man who saw Chuck Norris was the man who invented "Aww shit!"
Today, Kankuro came home with a whole bunch of cuts and bruises across his body and a gruesome black eye that left his right eye completely swollen shut.
Gaara asked him what happened.
Kankuro told us that he walked by a shoe shop bashing women who wore too much makeup.
Apparently, a large group of women in that shoe shop that were wearing too much makeup overheard him and went up to Kankuro to speak with him.
The head lady of the group asked him to take his comments back.
He said "Hell No Bozo!" to her.
And he asks us why he always gets hurt.
Your tired author,
Temari
Birthdays
April1: Mashiro Kuna (Bleach)
April 2: Hidan (Naruto)
April 3: Yammy Llargo (Bleach)