April 2
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris doesn't grow taller, the world shrinks.
I walked into my bedroom this morning to find something disturbing.
Kankuro was wearing my heels.
He was wearing my freaking high heels.
I asked him why.
He told me he wanted to feel taller.
I was actually pleased with that answer.
Till he walked to my closet and grabbed one of my dresses.
He asked me if he could borrow it.
And that's when I started to beat him up.
I even used the heels Kankuro wore to beat his sorry ass.
No one wears my stuff.
No one.
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Temari