April 6
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris hits the snooze button so hard, he puts himself in a coma.
Gaara is a heavy sleeper.
And when I say heavy sleeper, I mean he's a HEAVY sleeper.
Just this morning, I went up to his room to wake him up after he didn't come down for breakfast.
I found him sleeping face up with his legs on his bed while the rest of his body was hanging off the bed on the floor.
I shook him awake, he didn't answer.
I told him I baked chocolate chip cookies, he didn't answer.
I told him he could hit Kankuro as long as he wanted for the rest of the year, he didn't answer.
I told him that he had a council meeting in one minute, he didn't answer.
He only answered when I told him that his fangirls were selling his underwear on the black market.
He specifically yelled: "NOT MY UNDERWEAR YOU OBSESSIVE YOUNG WOMEN!"
As you have just read, Gaara was surprisingly proper.
Your surprised author,
Temari