April 12
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Freddy Kruger is scared to sleep because Chuck Norris might show up and roundhouse kick him.
I went to Gaara's room last night after I heard him yelling.
Gaara had a nightmare.
He said his nightmare was about his fan girls holding all the cookies in Suna hostage in exchange for him kissing them.
Every single one of them.
Do you know how many fan girls reside in Suna?
Way too many to count.
Suddenly, Kankuro came into the room dressed like Freddy Kruger, scaring me shitless and making Gaara jump off the bed.
Kankuro soon laughed his ass off.
To counter that, I got dressed in my own Halloween costume, ran back to Gaara's room, and scared the shit out of Kankuro, who jumped out the window in fear.
No one messes with me.
Especially when I dress like Jason Voorhees.
Your scaring a sibling author,
Temari