April 14
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris can beat boredom. With his fists.
Kankuro and Gaara decided to play a harmless childhood game today.
That game you may ask?
Bloody knuckles.
Kankuro went first and landed one loud punch straight to Gaara's knuckles.
I thought it was going to draw blood on impact.
I was sadly mistaken when I saw the actual results.
Gaara's knuckles looked absolutely fine after the punch.
Neither Kankuro nor I could believe it.
It was Gaara's turn after we got over our initial shock.
Gaara didn't even put much force into his punch.
All he did was tap Kankuro's knuckles with his own and somehow Kankuro got launched right through the back door of the house and into Gaara's cactus patch.
I asked Gaara how in the world he accomplished the feat.
He told me never trust a sandman in a game of bloody knuckles.
I hope Kankuro learned a lesson because after that punch, his knuckles weren't the only things that were bloody.
Your stunned author,
Temari