April 19
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Should it hit the Earth, Chuck Norris' sweat creates plant life.
I believe Gaara's cultivating cacti hobby has become a full blown obsession.
It started out just cultivating one cactus plant.
Then it became two.
Then three.
Then nine.
Then twenty.
Currently, his cactus plants are taking up our whole entire backyard.
I have no space to make my sake smores anymore.
If you're asking about why I'm not using my stove or a lighter, it's because Kankuro broke the stove while trying to cook bacon this morning and I have absolutely banned lighters in the house after Gaara tried to burn Kankuro's face paint collection.
Just this afternoon, Gaara came to my room asking if he can store his newest cactus plant in my room.
I asked him why he doesn't put it in his room.
He told me he ran out of space there too.
Need I say more?
Your worried about her cactus obsessed brother
Temari
Temari
I cultivate cactus as a hobby, not as an obsessions.
Get your facts straight.
Gaara
Must. Buy. Lock.
Temari