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April 21
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims; it's called the phone book.
Kankuro decided to prank call a few people today.
He was successful with his first five calls.
But after his sixth call, he was as white as a bed sheet.
He told me that the guy on the other side of the line threatened him.
He also told me that the guy knew where we lived.
I told him he was delusional.
That's when the doorbell began to ring.
Kankuro instantly hid under the table while I went to open the door.
The guy turned out to be a total nerd who used a jutsu to change his voice to make it sound more threatening.
I asked him how he found our house.
He told me that Kankuro accidently told him our address.
Kankuro, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Not only were you scared by a nerd, but you broke the number one prank calling rule.
Never give your victims your phone number.
Your disappointed author
Temari